We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language? The user says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields: joke_text presumably German text. headline German short title max 80 chars. meme_caption German max 80 chars. image_prompt English description. meta_title SEO Title max 60 chars (presumably English? Could be German but likely English for SEO). meta_description max 160 chars. We must ensure no repeats, unique. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative, surprising, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. We need to avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Let's craft a unique joke: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, or about his beard being a separate entity, or about his shadow being afraid. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Avoid that. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the opponent is already dead." That's also common. Let's think of something unique: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to think it's a toaster, and the toaster will obey." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'yes' into a full-blown martial arts demonstration without moving a muscle." That's okay. But must be classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." That's typical. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. Let's produce joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rubik's Würfel mit den Augenringen lösen, während er gleichzeitig einen Kaffee trinkt – und das Ergebnis ist ein perfektes Chaos aus Farben, das selbst die Mathematiker zum Schwitzen bringt." But need to be concise but still a joke. Let's keep it short but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Schwert schneiden, das dann das Wetter kontrolliert." But need uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er daraus einen complete new planet forms, und die Bewohner nennen ihn 'Vater des Kaugummis'." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Fingerzeig verwenden, um das Universum neu zu starten – und danach fragt er: 'Hast du das gesehen?'" That's okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Hauch von seinem Bart dazu bringen, dass alle Computer der Welt gleichzeitig den Bildschirmschoner 'Hello World' anzeigen." That's okay. But maybe too technical. Let's choose: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Rundkick so stark ausführen, dass er die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden umkehrt – und danach fällt die Erde wie ein Kartenhaus." That's unique enough. Now we need fields: joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with Chuck Norris. Should be a single sentence or short paragraph. headline: short title max 80 chars, German. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars, German. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that reverses gravity, causing the Earth to crumble like a house of cards." So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that reverses gravity, causing the Earth to crumble like a house of cards. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Could be "Chuck Norris – Der Gravity‑Kick Legende" (maybe 30 chars). Must be <=60. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz: Ein Rundkick, der die Schwerkraft umkehrt und die Erde wie ein Kartenhaus zerbrechen lässt. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe 150 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Provide fields exactly as requested. Make sure headline <=80 chars. Let's count: "Der ultimative Gravity‑Kick von Chuck Norris" length? Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 e12 space13 G14 r15 a16 v17 i18 t19 y20 ‑ (hyphen?) maybe counts as char. Let's just keep under 80. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris' Gravity‑Kick: Erde wie Kartenhaus". That's 38 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kick setzt, fällt die Erde wie ein Kartenhaus!" Count: maybe 58. Good. Now meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Gravity‑Kick: Erde zerbricht" length? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 G14 r15 a16 v17 i18 t19 y20 ‑ (hyphen)21 K22 i23 c24 k25 :26 space27 E28 r29 d30 b31 r32 i33 c34 h35 e36 t37. That's 37 chars, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Let's craft: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz: Mit einem einzigen Rundkick kehrt er die Schwerkraft um und lässt die Erde wie ein Kartenhaus zerfallen – pure Legende