We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt in English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Provide fields within limits: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON without markdown code fences. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the past." Let's think. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke_text. Could be: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language while playing the violin." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara." That's typical. But must be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple paperclip into a weapon of mass destruction with a single glance." That might be okay. But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a portrait of himself." That's typical. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube thanks him afterward." That's a bit long but okay. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the universe will apologize." That's known but maybe not unique? It's common. Let's avoid that. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run on water, and the horse asks for a ride back." That's okay. But must be in German. So joke_text in German: "Chuck Norris kann ein Pferd über Wasser reiten, und das Pferd fragt danach, ob es noch eine Runde macht." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft something more original: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Schwert verwandeln, und das Schwert schreibt dann Gedichte über den Regenbogen." That's creative. Let's produce a joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Schwert verwandeln, und das Schwert schreibt dann Gedichte über den Regenbogen." That's a bit long but okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Gedichte". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe: "Wenn der Bogen zum Schwert wird und Gedichte schreibt". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that transforms a rainbow into a sword, which then writes poems in the sky. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we can put "Chuck Norris transforms a rainbow into a sword with a roundhouse kick, and the sword writes poems in the sky". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris transforms a rainbow into a sword with a roundhouse kick, and the sword writes poems in the sky. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Gedichte". That's about 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Rundkick einen Regenbogen in ein schreibendes Schwert verwandelt." That's about 115 chars. Now ensure all fields are within limits. Check headline length: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Gedichte" length: count characters: C(1)h2... Let's count: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Gedichte" = 41 characters (including spaces). Under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn der Bogen zum Schwert wird und Gedichte schreibt" length: let's count: "Wenn der Bogen zum Schwert wird und Gedichte schreibt" = 44 characters. Under 80. Meta title: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Gedichte" = 41 characters, under 60. Meta description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Rundkick einen Regenbogen in ein schreibendes Schwert verwandelt." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Rundkick einen Regenbogen in ein schreibendes Schwert verwandelt." That's about 106 characters, under 160. Now ensure joke_text is unique and not repeating existing jokes. It's okay. Now produce JSON with those fields. No markdown code fences. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Schwert verwandeln, und das Schwert schreibt dann Gedichte über den Regenbogen.", "headline": "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Gedichte", "meme_caption": "Wenn der Bogen zum Schwert wird und Gedichte schreibt", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris transforms a rainbow into a sword with a roundhouse kick, and the sword writes poems in the sky. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text,