We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields lengths constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." That's maybe not unique? Might be similar to existing. Need something more unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, und der schmolz erst, als er aufgehört hat, ihn anzusehen." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris lässt selbst die Zeit warten, wenn er auf eine Uhr schaut." Hmm. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's typical but maybe not unique. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Marathon gelaufen – und die Strecke hat sich selbst angepasst, um schneller zu Ende zu gehen." That's creative. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Handschlag einen Tornado zum Tanzen bringen." That's okay. But need to be unique, not similar to existing. Let's think of something about his beard or his age. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick gefüllt, und das Essen hat sich selbst gekocht." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Lächeln die Sonne zum Aufgehen bringen, selbst wenn es Nacht ist." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, und der schmolz erst, als er aufgehört hat, ihn anzusehen." That's unique. But does it start with Chuck Norris? Yes: "Chuck Norris baut einmal einen Schneemann, und der schmilzt erst, wenn er aufhört, ihn anzusehen." That works. Now we need fields: joke_text: The full joke text in German. Should be the joke itself, maybe a short sentence. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der schmelzende Schneemann". That's 30 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn selbst der Schneemann vor Chuck Norris flieht". That's 45 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene from joke. Must be English. Must not include text or captions. Must be within constraints? Not specified length, but must be a prompt. We'll craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest. He is standing in a snowy field building a snowman, but the snowman is melting as he looks away. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Schneemann Witz – Klassiker 2025". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Schneemann Witz – Klassiker 2025" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Schneemann(9)=22, space=23, Witz(4)=27, space=28, –(1?) maybe dash counts, space=29, Klassiker(9)=38, space=39, 2025(4)=43. So under 60. Good. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen schmelzenden Schneemann – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen schmelzenden Schneemann – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 95 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Provide just JSON object. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, we have "Chuck Norris und der schmelzende Schneemann" length? Count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, der(3)=20, space=21, schmelzende(10)=31, space=32, Schneemann(9)=41. So 41 chars, okay. meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn selbst der Schneemann vor Chuck Norris flieht" length? Count: Wenn(4) space=5, selbst(6)=11, space=12, der(3)=15, space=16, Schneemann(9)=25, space=26, vor(3)=29, space=30, Chuck(5)=35, space=36, Norris(6)=42, space=43, flieht(6)=49. So 49 chars, okay. image_prompt: must be English, includes specific scene from joke: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We'll replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with description: "He is building a snowman in a snowy field, but the snowman is melting as he looks away." Ensure no extra brackets. Let's craft final image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest. He is standing in a snowy field building a snowman, but the snowman is melting as he looks away. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background.