We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with a stealth bomber; the bomber surrendered." Or something about time travel. Let's think of a unique scenario. We need to ensure no similar existing jokes. Let's craft something about Chuck Norris ordering a coffee that causes the universe to reboot. Or about his beard being a separate entity. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel; the calendar surrendered and now every month ends on a Friday." That might be too similar. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups; the cat now runs the world's strongest gym." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to bake a cake using only a single atom; the cake exploded into a new universe where he is still the chef." But need to be funny and classic. Maybe something about his beard being a separate entity that can lift cars. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris once entered a snowball fight with an iceberg; the iceberg surrendered and now the Arctic is his personal gym." Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity; the computer now runs the entire internet on a single clock tick." That might be okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Let's create something about his ability to make the sun rise on command. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once decided to take a nap on the Earth's mantle; the planet now rotates to accommodate his schedule." That could be unique. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's craft a short punchline. Potential joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do a push-up; the snowflake now powers the entire winter season." But maybe better: "Chuck Norris once challenged a black hole to a staring contest; the black hole blinked first and now orbits in respect." That seems unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to outrun a tornado; the tornado now runs in the opposite direction just to stay behind him." That is funny. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text, presumably the whole joke including setup and punchline. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's write: "Chuck Norris once tried to outrun a tornado; the tornado now runs in the opposite direction just to stay behind him." That's a complete joke. Now headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der Tornado, der sich vor Chuck Norris versteckt". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn selbst ein Tornado Angst vor Chuck Norris hat". That's within 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing defiantly as a tornado swirls around him, the tornado turning away in fear. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually the template: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we can put "Chuck Norris standing defiantly as a tornado swirls around him, the tornado turning away in fear". That fits. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing defiantly as a tornado swirls around him, the tornado turning away in fear. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Tornado – Ein Klassiker". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Tornado – Ein Klassiker" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs.(3)=16, space=17, space? Actually "vs." is 3 inc period, then space =1 => 20? Let's just craft shorter: "Chuck Norris vs. Tornado – Legende". That's maybe 30 chars. Let's count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs.(3)=16, space=17, space? Actually "vs." includes period, then space =1 => 18? Let's just approximate under 60. Let's use "Chuck Norris vs. Tornado – Legende". That's 30-ish. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Tornado vor ihm flieht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Tornado vor ihm flieht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 100 chars, okay. Now ensure all fields are within limits. Headline max 80 chars: "Der Tornado, der sich vor Chuck Norris versteckt" length? Let's count: Der(3) space=4, Tornado,(8) space=9, der=12, space=13, sich=1