We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's overused. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." Something unique. We need to include headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft: Joke text: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's a classic but maybe overused? There's "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Might be known. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a horse blink twice." Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris can win a game of chess with a single move, because the board bows to his will." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can win a game of chess with a single move, because the board bows to his will." That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Der ultimative Schach-Gag". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Schach zum Kampf wird". <=80 chars. Image prompt: Must describe specific scene from the joke. The joke involves chess board bowing. So scene: "Chuck Norris standing over a chess board, the pieces bending and bowing as he points". So we need to embed that in the prompt after description. Prompt format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "standing over a chess board where the pieces are bowing before him". Must be in English. So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. standing over a chess board where the pieces are bowing before him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: maybe "Chuck Norris Schach-Witz: Der legendäre Schachmeister". Must be <=60 chars. Count: "Chuck Norris Schach-Witz: Der legendäre Schachmeister" length? Let's count characters: "Chuck Norris Schach-Witz: Der legendäre Schachmeister" = 48? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 S15 c16 h17 a18 c19 h20 -21 W22 i23 t24 z25 :26 space27 D28 e29 r30 space31 l32 e33 g34 e35 n36 d37 ä38 r39 e40 space41 S42 c43 h44 a45 c46 h47 space48 m49 e50 s51 t52 e53 r54. That's 54 characters, okay <=60. Meta_description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über Schach, bei dem das Brett sich beugt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über Schach, bei dem das Brett sich beugt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 95 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: "joke_text": "Der vollständige Witz-Text". Must be the full joke text, starting with Chuck Norris. "headline": "Kurze Überschrift (max 80 Zeichen)". Provide headline. "meme_caption": "Bildunterschrift für Meme (max 80 Zeichen)". Provide. "image_prompt": "Englischer Prompt für Bildgenerierung: ..." Must be exactly as described. "meta_title": "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)". "meta_description": "SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen)". Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 chars. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris besiegt das Schachbrett in einem Zug". Count: "Chuck Norris besiegt das Schachbrett in einem Zug" length? Count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 b15 e16 s17 i18 e19 g20 t21 space22 d23 a24 s25 space26 S27 c28 h29 a30 c31 h32 b33 r34 e35 t36 t37 space38 i39 n40 space41 e42 i43 n44 e45 m46 space47 Z48 u49 g50. That's 50 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars. Let's craft: "Wenn Schachfiguren sich vor Chuck Norris verbeugen". Count: "Wenn Schachfiguren sich vor Chuck Norris verbeugen" length? Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 S5 c6 h7 a8 c9 h10 f11 i12 g13 u14 r15 e16 n17 space18 s19 i20 c21 h22 space23 v24 o25 r26 space27 C28 h29 u30 c31 k32 space33 N