We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need something unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat taught him humility." That's not typical. Need something classic: maybe "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something unique. We can create a scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a snowman to a staring contest; the snowman melted from the pressure. That's unique. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's also common. Maybe "When Chuck Norris reads a book, the words apologize." That's also common. We need something fresh: maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the satellite asked for directions from him." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to play hide-and-seek, but the computer hid so well that even the internet couldn't find it." That's maybe okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris". Provide joke_text as full joke. Now other fields: headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Kick gegen die Zeit". Must be <=80 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, image caption. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Frost bei sich selbst schmilzt". Must be <=80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris staring down a melting snowman". So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring down a melting snowman, snow droplets flying, intense gaze. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. der schmelzende Schneemann – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs. der schmelzende Schneemann – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs.(3)=16, space=17, der(3)=20, space=21, schmelzende(10)=31, space=32, Schneemann(9)=41, space=42, –(1)=43, space=44, Witz(4)=48. So 48 chars, okay. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen schmelzenden Schneemann, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen schmelzenden Schneemann, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 95 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Make sure fields are strings, proper escaping if needed. No extra fields. Now craft joke_text: Must be a full joke starting with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Schneemann zu besiegen, indem er ihn anstarrete – doch der Schneemann schmolz vor Angst, bevor er überhaupt einen Roundhouse-Kick bekam." That's a bit long but okay. Must be unique. Let's refine: "Chuck Norris stellte sich einem Schneemann und starrte ihn so hart an, dass der Schneemann vor Angst schmolz, bevor er überhaupt einen einzigen Roundhouse-Kick ausführen konnte." That's okay. Check uniqueness: Not a known joke. Should be fine. Now ensure no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Now produce JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 chars. Let's craft: "Der Schneemann, der vor Angst schmolz". Count: "Der Schneemann, der vor Angst schmolz" length: D(1) e2 r3 space4 S5 c6 h7 n8 e9 e10 m11 a12 n13 n14 ,15 space16 d17 e18 r19 space20 v21 o22 r23 space24 A25 n26 g27 s28 t29 space30 s31 c32 h33 m34 o35 l36 z37. That's 37 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars. Let's craft: "Wenn selbst ein Schneemann vor Chuck Norris Angst hat". Count: "Wenn selbst ein Schneemann vor Chuck Norris Angst hat". Let's count: Wenn(4) space5 selbst(6)=11 space12 ein(15) space16 Schneemann(24) space25 vor(28) space29 Chuck(34) space35 Norris(41) space42 Angst(47) space48 hat(51). So 51 characters, okay. - image_prompt must be English, no extra text. Provide as described. - meta_title max 60 chars. We have "Chuck Norris vs. der schmelzende Schneemann – Witz" length 48, okay. - meta_description max 160 chars. Our sentence is about 95 characters, okay. Now produce JSON. Make sure to escape any double quotes inside strings. The joke_text may contain double quotes? It doesn't. It contains apostrophes? Not needed. It contains commas, but that's fine. But we need to ensure JSON is valid: strings must be quoted, no trailing commas. Now craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris stellte sich einem Schneemann und