We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique. We need to create a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd exaggerations: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero", "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door", "When Chuck Norris does a push-up, the earth pushes back". In German. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann den Mond aus der Umlaufbahn schieben, nur um ihn als Briefbeschwerer zu benutzen." That's a bit typical but maybe okay. Need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Blick zum Stillstand gebracht, weil er dachte, er sei zu laut." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a headline (max 80 chars). Meme caption max 80 chars. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. Must include "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? Actually the prompt says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill that placeholder with a specific scene from the joke. For example: "Chuck Norris hält einen gripsenden Bären in einer Kopfstandposition". Or "Chuck Norris lässt einen Meteoriten als Briefmarke schweben". Let's craft a scene: "Chuck Norris lässt einen Meteoriten als Briefmarke schweben". That is a scene. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris lässt einen Meteoriten als Briefmarke schweben. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Meteoriten-Briefmarken schweben". That's 44 characters maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Meteoriten-Briefmarken schweben" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)M19e20t21e22o23r24i25t26e27n28-(29)B30r31e32i33f34m35a36r37k38e39n40 (space41)s42c43h44w45e46b47e48n49. That's 49 characters, within 60. Meta description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Schreiben von Meteoriten als Briefmarken – absurd, episch und garantiert zum Lachen." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Schreiben von Meteoriten als Briefmarken – absurd, episch und garantiert zum Lachen." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt Meteoriten in Briefmarken". Count: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Meteoriten in Briefmarken" length? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) v14 e15 r16 w17 e18 n19 d20 e21 l22 t23 (space24) M25 e26 t27 e28 o29 r30 i31 t32 e33 n34 (space35) i36 n37 (space38) B39 r40 e41 i42 f43 m44 a45 r46 k47 e48 n49. That's 49 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Meteoriten als Briefmarke nutzt, bricht das Postsystem zusammen." Count characters: Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Meteoriten als Briefmarke nutzt, bricht das Postsystem zusammen." That's maybe 84? Let's count precisely: W1 e2 n3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 (space10) N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 (space17) e18 i19 n20 e21 n22 (space23) M24 e25 t26 e27 o28 r29 i30 t31 e32 n33 (space34) a35 l36 s37 (space38) B39 r40 e41 i42 f43 f44 m45 a46 r47 k48 e49 (space50) n51 u52 t53 z54 ,55 (space56) b57 r58 i59 c60 h61 t62 (space63) d64 a65 s66 (space67) P68 o69 s70 t71 s72 y73 s74 t75 e76 m77 (space78) z79 u80 s81 a82 m83 m84 e85 n86 .87 That's 87 characters, exceeds 80. Need to shorten. Maybe: "Chuck Norris nutzt Meteoriten als Briefmarke