We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke that hasn't been used before. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a horse go faster by staring at it, etc. But must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also common. We need something unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's maybe too generic. We need something that hasn't been used widely. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon by blinking." That might be unique. But must be in German, start with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus einem Nichts knüpfen und gleichzeitig die Uhrzeit rückwärts lesen." That's weird. But we need a short joke text, maybe a single sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Blick zum Schweigen bringen." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein in Wasser legen, ohne dass es nass wird." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne dass das Licht ausgeht." That's also known. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag einen Tornado stoppen." That's unique. But must be in German and start with Chuck Norris. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, nur indem er ihn ansieht." That's unique. But maybe too similar to existing jokes about melting snowmen. Maybe something about his ability to make a horse run faster by just thinking about it: "Chuck Norris kann ein Einhorn zum Grasen auf einem Leuchtturm zwingen, indem er nur mit den Augen blinzelt." Hmm. Let's craft a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer Virus mit einem einzigen Niesen eliminieren, bevor er überhaupt programmiert wurde." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: superhuman ability. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Blick zum Schweigen bringen, indem er ihn einfach ansieht, bis er verschwindet." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus einem Nichts knüpfen und gleichzeitig die Uhrzeit rückwärts lesen, während er einen Marathon läuft." That's too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be a bit longer. The JSON field "joke_text" should contain the full joke text. It can be a short sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen zum Schweigen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht, bis er verschwindet." But that's maybe not strong enough. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag stoppen, bevor er überhaupt beginnt, sich zu drehen." That's unique. Let's use that: "Chuck Norris kann einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag stoppen, bevor er überhaupt beginnt, sich zu drehen." Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Ein Wimpernschlag, der Tornados stoppt". That's 33 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, hält die Natur den Atem an". That's 57 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then include specific scene: maybe "He stands on a stormy cliff, eyes closed, a single eyelash glows, a tornado swirls around him but freezes mid‑air". Must be within prompt. Image prompt must be English, include scene, no text, no captions. Must be "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "He raises a single eyebrow and a gust of wind freezes mid‑air, forming a halted tornado". Let's craft: "He raises a single eyebrow and a gust of wind freezes mid‑air, forming a halted tornado". That is the scene. So full image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He raises a single eyebrow and a gust of wind freezes mid‑air, forming a halted tornado. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris stoppt Tornados mit einem Wimpernschlag". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris stoppt Tornados mit einem Wimpernschlag". That's 53 characters (including spaces). Good. Meta_description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein einmaliger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein einziger Wimpernschlag einen Tornado zum Stillstand bringt – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." Let's count characters: We'll approximate under 160. Let's count: "Ein einmaliger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein einziger Wimpernschlag einen Tornado zum Stillstand bringt – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." That's about 130 characters. Good. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce final JSON. Check constraints: Must be in