We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely English? But they said SEO Title, Description; can be German or English? Probably English okay but must be within char limits. Must not use markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must be unique, no repeats. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass selbst die Eisbären im Nordpol zittern." Something like that. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be "Chuck Norris lässt den Winter sofort einschalten, wenn er den Thermostat berührt." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der erst nach drei Tagen schmolz – weil er ihn mit einem einzigen Blick in Eis verwandelte." Might be okay. But need to be unique, not typical. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris can make a snowman that never melts because he uses his stare. Or he can freeze the sun. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat gestern versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, aber das Mehl wurde zu Mehlstaub, weil er es mit einem einzigen Finger berührte." Not great. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann so stark anstarren, dass er nicht schmilzt, selbst wenn die Sonne lacht." Hmm. We need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, ein Eisbad zu füllen – das Wasser wurde sofort zu Eis, weil er nur blinzelte." That might be okay. But must be typical Chuck Norris: exaggerated abilities, often about superhuman feats, often about making impossible things happen. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann so ansehen, dass er nicht schmilzt – selbst wenn die Temperatur 30°C erreicht." That is okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann so ansehen, dass er nicht schmilzt – selbst wenn die Temperatur 30°C erreicht." That's a joke. It's unique? Might be similar to some existing jokes but okay. Now we need headline max 80 characters. Something like "Der unzerstörbare Schneemann". That's 19 characters. Meme caption max 80 characters: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt nichts!" That's 38 characters. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe scene from the joke. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring intensely at a snowman that refuses to melt, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? The example: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to include that placeholder exactly? Probably we need to replace it with the specific scene description. But they said "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" is a placeholder to be replaced with the specific scene from the joke. So we should put something like "Chuck Norris glaring at a snowman that refuses to melt". So the prompt should include that phrase. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris glaring at a snowman that refuses to melt. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann nicht schmelzen". That's 38 characters. Meta description max 160 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann so ansehen, dass er selbst bei 30°C nicht schmilzt – ein klassischer, übernatürlicher Witz." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann so ansehen, dass er selbst bei 30°C nicht schmilzt – ein klassischer, übernatürlicher Witz." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters: "Der unzerstörbare Schneemann" length: count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 z7 e8 r9 s10 ö11 r12 b13 e14 r15 e16 n17 space18 S19 c20 h21 n22 e23 i24 m25 e26 l27 m28 n29. That's 29 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt nichts!" Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 space17 l18 ä19 c20 h21 e22 l23 t24 ,25 space26 s27 c28 h29 i30 l31 z32 t33 space34 n35 i36 c37 h38 !39. That's 39 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann nicht schmelzen" length: count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 space18 S19 c20 h21 n22 e23 i24 m25 e26 l27 l28 space29 n30 i31 c32 h33 space34 s35 c36 h37 m38 e39 l40 z41 e42 n43. That's 43 characters, okay. - meta_description max 1