We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The user wants German. The image_prompt must be English. Must not be markdown code block. Provide raw JSON. We need a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing ones. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique scenario. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, indem er die Server mit einem einzigen Nodding-Head-Befehl zum Schweigen bringt." That's maybe not unique enough. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar surrendered because it couldn't handle his "date of death". Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, aber das Ergebnis war ein Erdbeben, weil er den Teig mit einem einzigen Finger umgedreht hat." Might be okay. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm im Wüstenkern erzeugen, indem er einfach nur atmet." That's typical. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schachzug gemacht, der so stark war, dass das Schachbrett in ein Portal zu einem anderen Universum verwandelte, in dem die Figuren nur aus reinem Adrenalin bestehen." That's maybe too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be a sentence or two. The JSON fields: - joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Must be exactly as described: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. Must be in English? The prompt is English, so we need to embed the scene description in English? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace that placeholder with a description of the specific scene from the joke, in English presumably. Must be a scene from the joke. So we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stands on a mountain peak, holding a lightning bolt like a sword, while a flock of eagles bows before him". That would be the specific scene. Thus image_prompt should be something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris stands on a mountain peak holding a lightning bolt like a sword while a flock of eagles bow before him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Must be concise, maybe "Chuck Norris Witz: Der ultimative Klassiker". That's 38 characters? Let's count: "Chuck Norris Witz: Der ultimative Klassiker" length: count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)W14i15t16z17:18 (space19)D20e21r22 (space23)u24l25t26i27m28a29t30i31v32e33 (space34)K35l36a37s38s39i40k41e42r43. That's 43 characters, okay under 60. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz, der die Legende neu definiert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz, der die Legende neu definiert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 95 characters, okay. Now ensure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Must not be political, no offensive. Should be fine. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested. Make sure headline max 80 characters. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris lässt die Natur lachen – ein legendärer Witz". Count characters: Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14a15s16s17t18 (space19)d20i21e22 (space23)N24a25t26u27r28e29 (space30)l31a32c33h34e35n36 (space37)d38i39e40 (space41)l42e43g44e45n46d47ä48r49e50n51 (space52)W53i54t55z56. That's 56 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters. Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Frost bricht, schmilzt sogar der Eisberg." Count: Let's count: W1i2f3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)d18e1