We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide a classic Chuck Norris style joke. We need to ensure each field length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe overused. Need unique twist. Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator, but it gave him the answer before he even pressed a button." That's not typical. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" at beginning. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a roundhouse kick to a boomerang, but the boomerang surrendered and asked for a career change." That's a bit long but okay. But need to be funny, unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse blink with a single stare, and the horse now works as a traffic light." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and after winning, he forced every month to have exactly 32 days." That's a bit weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken clock just by looking at it, and now time itself respects his schedule." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with the concept of 'impossible', but the concept surrendered and became his new workout routine." That's creative. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it, and now winter has a strict no‑snow policy." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's start: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it, and now winter has a strict no‑snow policy." That's a bit long but okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt den Winter frieren". That's German, 20 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, schmilzt der Schnee". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris breathing on a snowflake that instantly melts, causing a winter landscape to lose all snow. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to embed specific scene from joke: "breathing on a snowflake that instantly melts, causing a winter landscape to lose all snow". That's okay. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Winter schmelzen – Witz". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Chuck Norris kann Schnee mit einem Atemzug zum Schmelzen bringen – ein klassischer, einzigartiger Witz über den legendären Actionhelden." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann Schnee mit einem Atemzug zum Schmelzen bringen – ein klassischer, einzigartiger Witz über den legendären Actionhelden." That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt den Winter frieren" length: count: "Chuck Norris lässt den Winter frieren" = 33 characters (including spaces). Under 80. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, schmilzt der Schnee" length: let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, schmilzt der Schnee" = 41 characters. Under 80. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Winter schmelzen – Witz" length: count: "Chuck Norris lässt Winter schmelzen – Witz" = 38 characters. Under 60. - meta_description max 160 characters: Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris kann Schnee mit einem Atemzug zum Schmelzen bringen – ein klassischer, einzigartiger Witz über den legendären Actionhelden." Let's count characters including spaces: I'll approximate: "Chuck Norris kann Schnee mit einem Atemzug zum Schmelzen bringen – ein klassischer, einzigartiger Witz über den legendären Actionhelden." Count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6 Norris(6) =>12 space=1 =>13 kann(4)=>17 space=1=>18 Schnee(6)=>24 space=1=>25 mit(3)=>28 space=1=>29 einem(5)=>34 space=1=>35 Atemzug(7)=>42 space=1=>43 zum(3)=>46 space=1=>47 Schmelzen(9)=>56 space=1=>57 bringen(7)=>64 space=1=>65 – (en dash) maybe counts as 1 =>66 space=1=>67 ein(3)=>70 space=1=>71 klassischer,(11 inc comma?) "klassischer," length 10? Actually "klassischer," 10 letters + comma =10? Let's count: k(1)a2l3l4i5s6c7h8e9r10, ,? Actually comma is a character, so 10? Let's just approximate. We'll assume total under 160. It's likely under 150. So okay. Now ensure image_prompt is English and includes scene. Must be a single string. Now produce JSON. Make sure no extra fields. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann Schnee mit einem Atemzug zum Schmelzen bringen, und jetzt hat der Winter keine Schneeflocken mehr.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt den Winter frieren", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, schmilzt der Schnee