We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass das Eis nie schmilzt." But need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, etc. But must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrte, weil er zu kalt war." That might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst die Arktis einen Urlaub in der Sahara bucht." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". Something like: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausgeführt, dass daraus ein neuer Kontinent entstand, und die Kartographen mussten die Karte neuzeichnen." That's unique. But need to be a joke, maybe a short statement. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausgeführt, dass daraus ein neuer Kontinent entstand, und die Kartographen mussten die Weltkarte neuzeichnen." That's a classic style. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft einen neuen Kontinent mit einem einzigen Kick". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft einen neuen Kontinent mit einem einzigen Kick". That's 71 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16s17c18h19a20f21t22 (space23)e24i25n26e27n28 (space29)n30e31u32e33n34 (space35)K36o37n38t39i40n41e42n43t44 (space45)m46i47t48 (space49)e50i51n52e53n54 (space55)e56i57n58i59g60e61n62 (space63)K64i65c66k67. That's 67 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent – und die Karte muss neu gedruckt werden!" Count characters: Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent – und die Karte muss neu gedruckt werden!" That's maybe >80. Let's make shorter: "Ein Roundhouse-Kick von Chuck Norris erschafft einen neuen Kontinent!" Count: "Ein Roundhouse-Kick von Chuck Norris erschafft einen neuen Kontinent!" That's 61 characters maybe. Let's count: E1i2n3 (space4)R5o6u7n8d9h10o11u12s13e14 (space15)K16i17c18k19 (space20)v21o22n23 (space24)C25h26u27c28k29 (space30)N31o32r33r34i35s36 (space37)e38r39s40c41h42f43t44 (space45)e46i47n48e49n50 (space51)n52e53u54e55n56 (space57)K58o59n58? Wait I'm messing. Let's just keep under 80. We'll craft: "Chuck Norris kickt – ein neuer Kontinent entsteht!" That's 44 characters. Image_prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that creates a glowing crack in the earth, forming a new continent, with dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: "mid-roundhouse kick that creates a glowing crack in the earth, forming a new continent". That is the scene. Meta_title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz". Count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz". That's 48 characters maybe. Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16s17c18h19a20f21t22 (space23)n24e25u26e27n28 (space29)K30o31n32t33i33? Wait we need accurate count. Let's just make shorter: "Chuck Norris – Neuer Kontinent". That's 27 characters. But need SEO title maybe include "Witz". Let's do: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz". Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16s17c18h19a20f21t22 (space23)n24e25u26e27n28 (space29)K3