We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, creative, not repeating existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description for image generation with specifics. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's also known. Need something new. We can create a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can win a game of rock-paper-scissors against himself." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a castle." Let's think of something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's a bit long but okay. But must be a joke, not just a statement. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often are hyperbolic statements about his abilities. Example: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. We need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can teach a cat to bark." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can teach a cat to bark, and the cat now runs a successful dog show." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by blinking." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by blinking, and the locals now wear snow boots to the market." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep joke_text as a single string. It can be a short statement. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by blinking." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a mirror." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle, just by flexing his biceps." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough. Let's decide on: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine just by flexing his biceps." That's a twist on miracle. But maybe too similar to known jokes about turning water into wine? Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a horse win the Kentucky Derby without ever having to run." That's unique. But maybe too long. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse win the Kentucky Derby without ever having to run, and the horse now gets a standing ovation." That's okay. But we need to keep it as a single sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse win the Kentucky Derby without ever having to run, and the horse now gets a standing ovation." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not repeating known jokes. Ok, let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a horse win the Kentucky Derby without ever having to run." That's concise. But maybe we can add a twist: "Chuck Norris can make a horse win the Kentucky Derby without ever having to run, and the horse now gets a standing ovation." That's longer but okay. The joke_text can be longer; no length constraint given. Now we need to produce JSON with fields. - headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Pferde-Witz". That's under 80. - meme_caption: max 80 chars, something like "Wenn der Pferde-Startschuss aus dem Nichts kommt". Under 80. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene from the joke. The joke is about making a horse win the Kentucky Derby without running. So the scene could be: "Chuck Norris standing on the Kentucky Derby track, holding a horse's reins, while the horse stands still, crowd amazed". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris standing on the Kentucky Derby track, holding a horse's reins, the horse poised to win without moving, crowd in awe, dramatic cinematic lighting". Must be in English. The image_prompt must be a single string describing the scene, ending with "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to ensure it's within the constraints. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Pferde-Witz – Ein Klassiker". That's 38 chars maybe. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz über ein Pferd, das den Kentucky Derby gewinnt, ohne zu laufen – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz über ein Pferd, das den Kentucky Derby gewinnt, ohne zu laufen – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Make sure no trailing commas. Let's craft fields: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann ein Pferd zum Gewinn des Kentucky Derby führen, ohne je zu laufen, und das Pferd bekommt Standing Ovations.", "headline": "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Pferde-Witz", "meme_caption": "Wenn das Pferd den Derby gewinnt, ohne einen Schritt zu machen", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing on the Kentucky Derby track holding a horse's reins, the horse poised to win without moving, crowd in awe. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris Pferde-Witz – Ein Klassiker", "meta_description": "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz über ein Pferd, das den Kentucky Derby gewinnt, ohne