We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must obey constraints: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. image_prompt must be English description for image generation: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Must not include text or captions. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too generic. Need unique. Maybe something like: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by simply staring at it." That's typical. But must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a hurricane with a single blink." That might be okay. But need to be in German, start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, nur indem er ihn ansieht." That's maybe too long. We need to produce JSON fields. Let's craft a joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick zum Schweigen bringen, selbst wenn er voll ist." That's maybe okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi im Weltraum kauen, ohne dass er zerplatzt." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Finger malen, und er macht ihn pink." That's whimsical. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Blühen bringen, nur indem er ihn anschaut, und er blüht in Flammen." That's too weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Teller mit einem Bissen füllen, und der Teller dankt ihm danach." That's funny. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Teller mit einem Bissen füllen, und der Teller dankt ihm danach." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Winter zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn anlächelt." That's okay. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer Virus mit einem einzigen Blick heilen, und der Virus dankt ihm." That's okay. But we need to be careful about not repeating known jokes. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi im Weltraum kauen, und das Kaugummi wird zum neuen Mond." That's whimsical. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON. Let's craft a joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kaugummi im Weltraum kauen, und daraus entsteht ein neuer Mond." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Finger malen, und er macht ihn pink." That's okay. Let's decide on: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Finger malen, und er macht ihn pink." That's a whimsical ability. Now we need headline: max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris malt Regenbogen pink – ein neuer Superheld-Mythos". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris malt Regenbogen pink – ein neuer Superheld-Mythos". That's 61 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)m14a15l16t17 (space18)R19e20g21e22n23b24o25w26e27n28 (space29)p30i31n32k33 (space34)–35 (space36)e37i38n39 (space40)n41e42u43e44r45 (space47)S48u49p50e51r52h53e54l55d56-57M58y59t60h61o62s63. That's 63 characters maybe. Under 80, okay. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Regenbogen malt, wird er pink und glitzert!" Count characters: Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Regenbogen malt, wird er pink und glitzert!" That's about 58 characters maybe. Good. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. The scene: "Chuck Norris malt einen Regenbogen pink mit einem Finger". So we need to embed that scene description. The prompt should be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris paints a rainbow pink with a single finger, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must be English. Ensure no extra text. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris malt Regenbogen pink – Superheld-Mythos". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris malt Regenbogen pink – Superheld-Mythos". That's about 49 characters. Good. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like: "Entdecke den legendären Witz, bei dem Chuck Norris einen Regen