We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description. Must avoid repetition, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Provide a unique joke. Must be funny, ironic, typical. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to use a computer, but the computer asked for his autograph." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to bake a cake without a recipe, and the oven submitted a tax return." That's unique. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the satellite asked for his signature." That's okay. We need to embed the joke text as a single string. It must be a classic Chuck Norris joke format: "Chuck Norris can..." or "When Chuck Norris..." etc. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, and the calculator committed suicide out of shame." That's a bit common? Maybe not. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to stay still, and the snowflake filed a restraining order." That's unique. But must be in German. So we need to write the joke in German, but still mention Chuck Norris. Something like: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Schneemann zu züchten, doch der Schneemann reichte ihm eine Scheidungsurkunde." That's maybe too weird. We need to keep it funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann so stark sein, dass er einen Stein in die Luft wirft und ihn dann zum Mond schickt – und der Mond dankt ihm mit einem Applaus." That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen ohne Rezept zu backen – das Ergebnis war ein Kuchen, der sich selbst als Prime Minister erklärte." That's unique. But must be a single joke text, maybe a short paragraph. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Kühlschrank zu überreden, ihm die Tür zu schließen – der Kühlschrank antwortete: 'Only if you promise, never to open me again.'" That's not typical. Better to keep typical structure: "Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone, but he prefers to kill one bird with two stones and then name the bird 'Justice'." That's typical but maybe not unique. We need uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a selfie stick in the Jurassic period, and the dinosaurs started a fashion trend called 'Extinct Chic'." That's unique. But must be in German. So: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, mit einem Selfie-Stick ein Dinosaurier-Foto zu machen – die Saurier starteten sofort die Modeerscheinung 'Ausgestorbene Eleganz'." That's okay. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. It does. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German. Should be a single string, maybe a short paragraph. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. No text, no captions. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must avoid similar jokes. Ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, mit einem Selfie‑Stick ein Dinosaurier‑Foto zu schießen – die Saurier starteten sofort die Modeerscheinung 'Ausgestorbene Eleganz' und verlangten ihm ein Exklusiv‑Deal für alle zukünftigen Fossilien‑Selfies." That's a bit long but okay. headline: maybe "Chuck Norris startet die erste Dinosaurier‑Selfie‑Kollektion". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris startet die erste Dinosaurier‑Selfie‑Kollektion" length? Let's approximate: "Chuck Norris startet die erste Dinosaurier‑Selfie‑Kollektion" = 53 characters maybe. Under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Dinosaurier Mode machen – Chuck Norris beweist Stil" length? Let's count: "Wenn Dinosaurier Mode machen – Chuck Norris beweist Stil" = about 61 characters. Under 80. image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris holding a selfie stick, trying to take a photo with a towering T-Rex, the T-Rex wearing a runway outfit, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." Must not include text or captions. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a selfie stick and posing with a stylish T‑rex wearing a runway outfit, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Dinosaurier Selfie – Lustiger Meme". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Dinosaurier Selfie – Lustiger Meme" = about 48. Good. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Meme: Ein Selfie‑Stick, ein T‑rex in Mode und der legendäre Actionheld – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Social Media." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Meme: Ein Selfie‑Stick, ein T‑rex in Mode und der legendäre Actionheld – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Social Media." That's about 150 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: "Ent