We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description presumably also German? The meta_title and meta_description are SEO, can be English? Probably German as well. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic. Must avoid repeats. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick appear in the past." Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by staring at it. Or "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach Mars." Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm melt just by raising an eyebrow." That's unique. But must be a full joke text. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm melt just by raising an eyebrow, and the snowflakes apologize for being late." Something like that. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm melt just by raising an eyebrow, and the snowflakes start filing tax returns for the extra heat." That's a bit long but okay. We need to keep joke_text as a single string, presumably the whole joke. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Schneesturm, den Chuck Norris zum Schmelzen brachte". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, something like "Wenn selbst der Winter vor Chuck Norris kapituliert". That's okay. Image prompt: English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: maybe "Chuck Norris raising a single eyebrow as a snowstorm swirls around him, melting instantly". Must include that. Must end with "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure length not too long but okay. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm schmelzen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm schmelzen – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Schneesturm(10)=29, space=30, schmelzen(7)=37, space=38, –(1)=39, space=40, Witz(4)=44. So 44 chars, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Schneesturm einfach schmilzt, weil er es nicht wagt, ihn zu berühren." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be fine. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure proper escaping of quotes inside strings? JSON strings need to escape double quotes. Our values contain double quotes? Not needed. Use plain text without double quotes inside. The image_prompt contains commas and maybe quotes? It includes "A hyper-realistic portrait..." but we need to embed that as a string. It contains double quotes? No, we will not use double quotes inside the string; we can avoid them. Use single quotes? JSON requires double quotes for strings, but inside we can have apostrophes. Avoid double quotes inside the string. So we must not include any double quote characters inside the string values. So we must not include any double quotes in the content. The image_prompt includes "A hyper-realistic portrait..." which contains no double quotes. It includes "No text, no captions." which includes no double quotes. Good. But we must ensure we don't accidentally include double quotes inside the string. The headline and meme_caption may contain apostrophes but that's fine. The meta_description may contain apostrophes but fine. Now craft the joke_text: Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er nur eine Augenbraue hochzieht – die Schneeflocken fangen an, Steuererklärungen für die zusätzliche Wärme abzugeben." That's a bit long but okay. Ensure it's a single string, no line breaks. It starts with Chuck Norris. Good. Now headline: "Der Schneesturm, den Chuck Norris zum Schmelzen brachte". That's under 80 chars. Meme caption: "Wenn selbst der Winter vor Chuck Norris kapituliert". Under 80. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait etc. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He raises a single eyebrow as a swirling snowstorm around him instantly melts, snowflakes turning into tiny tax forms. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not constrained but okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm schmelzen – Witz". Under 60. Meta description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Schneesturm einfach schmilzt, weil er es nicht wagt, ihn zu berühren." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Schneesturm einfach schmilzt, weil er es nicht wagt, ihn zu berühren." That's about 106 characters, okay under 160. Now ensure no double quotes inside any string. The meta description contains an apostrophe? No. It contains commas but fine. Now produce JSON. Check that we didn't use any double quotes inside strings. The image_prompt includes "No text, no captions." which includes no double quotes.