We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. We must create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique. We need to produce a JSON object only, no markdown code blocks. So just raw JSON. Fields: - joke_text: The full joke text (German). Should start with "Chuck Norris" maybe. Could be something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er Angst hat, dass sonst seine eigenen Sätze zu lang werden." Something like that. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a fresh concept: Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard. Or Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt by staring at it. Or Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal stronger by just breathing. We need to keep it within typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Nod seinen eigenen Schatten zum Tanzen bringen, und wenn er das tut, fällt die gesamte Erde in den Rhythmus seiner Lieblingsmusik." Something like that. But must be unique. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the moon and bring back a cheese wheel." That's similar to existing jokes maybe. Let's be more original: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Zeit in der Uhrenindustrie neu definiert." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Feuerwerk verwandelt, das so hell war, dass die Sonne einen Sonnenbrand bekam." That might be too similar to known jokes about roundhouse kicks causing natural phenomena. We need something fresh: maybe about "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle with a single glance, and the puzzle thanks him." Or "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick in den Mirror und sehen, dass er selbst der Spiegel ist." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Blühen bringen, indem er ihn nur anschaut, während er einen Kaugummi kaut." That's weird. We need to ensure it's unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Stau auf der Autobahn beseitigt, indem er einfach die Autos mit einem einzigen Blick zum Schweigen brachte." That could be okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" exactly. So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stau auf der Autobahn mit einem einzigen Rundkick auflösen, sodass die Autos automatisch in eine perfekte Schlange formation einreihen und pünktlich zur Arbeit kommen." That might be too similar to known jokes about roundhouse kicks causing traffic. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a city for a week." That's similar but maybe okay. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it, and the snowman thanks him." That's unique. But we need to be careful about not repeating known jokes. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Uhrzeit um genau 3:14 vorwärts bewegt, und niemand merkt es, weil die Zeit selbst Angst hat, ihn zu widersprechen." That's weird but maybe okay. But we need to keep it within typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor, maybe referencing roundhouse kicks, etc. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick die Schwerkraft neu definieren, sodass er auf dem Mond tanzen kann, ohne dass er dabei einen Raumanzug braucht, weil er die Schwerkraft einfach ignoriert." That might be too similar. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon just by whispering his password." That's fresh. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann das WLAN-Signal so stark verstärken, dass er von seinem Wohnzimmer aus einen Tweet auf dem Mars postet, und die Empfänger dort denken, es sei ein Alien‑Spam." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough? Not required length. Just a joke text. Let's produce a joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann ein leeres Glas Wasser mit einem einzigen Blick zum Kochen bringen, und das Wasser dankt ihm, weil es endlich endlich endlich einen Sinn hat." That's weird but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Uhrzeit um genau 3:14 vorwärts bewegt, und niemand merkt es, weil die Zeit selbst Angst hat, ihn zu widersprechen." That is unique. But we need to ensure it's not too similar to known jokes. I think it's okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit tanzen". That's 20 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die Welt". That's 38 characters. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something from the joke. For our joke about chewing gum moving time, maybe "chewing a gum that creates a time ripple". So we can put "chewing a gum that creates a time ripple". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. chewing a gum that creates a time ripple. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und das magische Kaugummi". That's 27 characters. Meta description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris kann mit einem Kaugummi die Zeit manipulieren – ein humorvoller Klassiker im Stil der legendären Actionheld