We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd exaggerations, like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" or "When Chuck Norris does push-ups, the floor apologizes". Let's think of a unique one. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the past." Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language by staring at a wall." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence without moving." Or "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with his own reflection and make it blink first." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a real number." That's known but maybe okay but might be similar to existing. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine just by looking at it, and the wine is always aged 1985." That's similar to known jokes about turning water into wine. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it." Not sure. We need a unique scenario. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by moving only one piece, and the board rearranges itself to his will." That could be unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by moving only one piece, and the board rearranges itself to his will." That's okay. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der ultimative Schach-Gag mit Chuck Norris". That's within 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris Schach spielt, gewinnt das Brett selbst". That's within 80. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then include specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene: "Chuck Norris playing chess with a board that rearranges itself". So the prompt could be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a chess piece, with a chessboard that morphs and rearranges itself around him, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Schach-Witz – Lacher Meme". That's 38 characters. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Schach-Witz, der selbst das Schachbrett zum Beben bringt. Ein klassischer Meme für Fans von Action und Humor." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Schach-Witz, der selbst das Schachbrett zum Beben bringt. Ein klassischer Meme für Fans von Action und Humor." That's about 130-140 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just plain JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der ultimative Schach-Gag mit Chuck Norris". Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 space15 S16 c17 h18 a19 c20 h21 -? Actually let's count precisely: "Der ultimative Schach-Gag mit Chuck Norris". Let's count: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 space15 S16 c17 h18 a18? Wait I'm mixing. Let's just approximate it's under 80. It's about 38 characters, fine. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris Schach spielt, gewinnt das Brett selbst". Count: Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k8? Actually "Wenn Chuck Norris Schach spielt, gewinnt das Brett selbst". That's about 48 characters, fine. Image prompt must be English, include specific scene. We'll embed "Chuck Norris playing chess, board rearranges itself". Ensure no extra text. Meta title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris Schach-Witz – Lacher Meme". Count: Let's count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 S14 c15 h16 a17 c18 h19 -? Actually dash counts. Let's just approximate it's under 60. It's about 38. Meta description max 160 characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Schach-Witz, der selbst das Schachbrett zum Beben bringt. Ein klassischer Meme für Fans von Action und Humor." Let's count characters: We'll approximate it's under 160. It's about 138 maybe. Good. Now ensure no duplicate jokes. This is unique. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values. Make sure joke_text is the full joke text, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide it in German. Let's craft joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann ein Schachspiel gewinnen, indem er nur ein einziges Stück bewegt, und das Schachbrett formt sich daraufhin neu zu seinem Vorteil." That's a full joke. Now produce JSON. Check length constraints: headline max 80 characters: "Der ultimative Schach-Gag mit Chuck Norris" length: let's count: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 space1