We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Must be JSON, no markdown code block. Ensure fields are properly quoted. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a GPS, but the GPS refused to hide." Or something about his beard controlling gravity. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight; the calendar surrendered because it couldn't handle his "date of death". Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, but he uses it only to open jars." Make sure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft: Joke text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick so powerful that it rewrites the laws of physics, causing the moon to appear as a perfect pizza slice every Tuesday." But need to start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat taught him the meaning of patience—by waiting for him to finish his coffee." Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, but he uses it only to open stubborn jars." But need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to win a staring contest with a statue of himself; the statue blinked first, because even stone can't resist his charm." Make sure it's unique. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken heart by simply roundhouse-kicking it into a new dimension." But maybe better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity; the computer gave up and asked for a break." Let's pick something more classic: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but only on Tuesdays when the moon is full." But that's similar to known jokes. Let's create something fresh: "Chuck Norris once tried to play chess with a deck of cards; after his opponent folded, Chuck Norris declared 'All in' and the universe reshuffled." That's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to play chess with a deck of cards; after his opponent folded, Chuck Norris declared 'All in' and the universe reshuffled." Now fields: headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. The Universe: A Card Game Showdown" Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. The Universe: A Card Game Showdown" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 vs.(3)=16 space=17 The(3)=20 space=21 Universe:(9 inc colon?) Actually "Universe:" is 9 inc colon? Let's count precisely: "Universe:" 9 characters (U=1,n2,i3,s4,t5,r6,e7, :8?). Actually colon counts as char. So 9. So far 21+9=30 space=31 A=32 space=33 Card=38 space=39 Game=43 space=44 Showdown=52. So total 52 characters, under 80. Good. meme_caption: max 80 chars, a caption for meme. Something like "When the deck folds, the cosmos reshuffles." That's 38 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing scene. Must include specifics: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from joke: "Chuck Norris playing chess with a deck of cards, opponent folding, universe reshuffling". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is seated at a cosmic chessboard made of glowing cards, dramatically folding a hand of cards while the universe swirls and reshuffles around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, starfield background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Provide as a single string. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Card Chess Universe Reshuffle". Count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 Card(4)=17 space=18 Chess(5)=23 space=24 Universe(8)=32 space=33 Reshuffle(9)=42. That's 42 chars, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kartenspiel das Universum neu ordnet – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kartenspiel das Universum neu ordnet – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Provide JSON only, no markdown. 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