We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number each time." Or "When Chuck Norris reads a book, the plot becomes reality." Need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn any Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the next galaxy." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a small country for a week." Might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that solves a Rubik's Cube in under a second." That's typical. We need unique. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." That's typical. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by blinking." That's also typical. We need something unique: maybe about "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself by staring at it." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by staring at it." That's unique. But we need to embed it in a joke_text that is a full sentence: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by staring at it, and the resulting energy powers his beard." That might be too long. Let's produce a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by staring at it, and the resulting energy powers his beard." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by staring at it, and the resulting energy powers his beard." That's fine. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien wiederaufladen". That's 30 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn die Stromversorgung aussetzt, ruft Chuck Norris einfach seine Augen auf". That's maybe 70 characters. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: maybe "staring intensely at a dead battery that glows with electric arcs". Must include that. Also include "No text, no captions." Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien wiederaufladen – Witz". That's 45 characters. Meta description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er tote Batterien nur mit einem Blick wiederbelebt – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." That's about 150 characters. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien wiederaufladen" length: count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)l14e15t16s17 (space18)B19a20t21t22e23r24i25e26n27 (space28)w29i30e31d32e33r34a35u36f37l38a39d40e41n42. That's 42 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn die Stromversorgung aussetzt, ruft Chuck Norris einfach seine Augen auf". Count: Let's approximate: "Wenn die Stromversorgung aussetzt, ruft Chuck Norris einfach seine Augen auf". That's about 71 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: W1 e2 n3 (space4) d5 i6 e7 (space8) S9 t10 r11 r12 o13 m14 v15 e16 r17 s18 o18 g19 e20 l21 (space22) a23 u24 s25 s26 e27 t28 s29 t30 ,31 (space32) r33 u34 f35 t36 (space37) C38 h39 u40 c41 k42 (space43) N44 o45 r46 r47 i48 s49 (space50) e51 i52 n53 f54 a55 c56 h57 (space58) s59 e60 i61 n62 e63 (space64) A65 u66 g67 e68 n69 (space70) a71 u72 f73. That's 73 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, staring intensely at a dead battery that glows with electric arcs, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. Meta title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien wiederaufladen – Witz". Count: let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 s12 (space13) l14 e15 t16 s17 (space18) B19 a20 t21 t22 e23 r24 i25 e26 n27 (space28) w29 i30 e31 d32 e33 r34 a3