We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object. No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to ensure fields lengths: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need unique. Maybe something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension of gravity." But must be in German. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so dehnen, dass er eine neue Galaxie erschafft, und dann den Geschmack der Galaxie schmeckt, während er im Weltraum tanzt." That's maybe too long. Must be witty. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so dehnen, dass er die Schwerkraft umkehrt – und dann den Kaugummi wieder einpacken, während die Erde applaudiert." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so dehnen, dass er die Zeit zurückdreht, und dann den Geschmack des Kaugummis in die Vergangenheit exportieren." Might be okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to known jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension of gravity". In German: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Seitensprung eine neue Schwerkraftdimension erschaffen, in der Autos fliegen wie Vögel." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Seitensprung eine neue Schwerkraftdimension erschaffen, in der Autos wie Vögel durch die Luft schweben." That's a joke. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Schwerkraftdimension mit einem Seitensprung". That's about 55 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, explodieren Galaxien". That's about 38 characters. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris creates a new gravity dimension with a roundhouse kick, causing cars to float". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling gravity vortex, cars floating around, American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris neue Schwerkraftdimension – Witz". That's about 44 characters. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Seitensprung eine neue Schwerkraftdimension erschafft – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's about 130 characters. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted and no extra text. Check lengths: - headline: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Schwerkraftdimension mit einem Seitensprung" length? Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Schwerkraftdimension mit einem Seitensprung". That's 66 characters (including spaces). Under 80, okay. - meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, explodieren Galaxien" length? Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, explodieren Galaxien" = 41 characters, okay. - meta_title: "Chuck Norris neue Schwerkraftdimension – Witz" length: count: "Chuck Norris neue Schwerkraftdimension – Witz" = 45 characters (including spaces). Under 60. - meta_description: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Seitensprung eine neue Schwerkraftdimension erschafft – garantiert zum Lachen!" Let's count roughly: It's about 119 characters, under 160. Now image_prompt: Must be English, no markdown. Provide the prompt as a string. Ensure it includes the specific scene from the joke: "Chuck Norris creates a new gravity dimension with a roundhouse kick, causing cars to float". So we can phrase: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling gravity vortex, cars floating around, American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's within reasonable length, but no explicit length limit given. It's okay. Now ensure JSON fields are exactly as required: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide them in that order? Not required but okay. Now produce JSON without any extra text, no markdown code fences. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Seitensprung eine neue Schwerkraftdimension erschaffen, in der Autos wie Vögel durch die Luft schweben.", "headline": "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Schwerkraftdimension mit einem Seitensprung", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, explodieren Galaxien", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling gravity vortex, cars floating around, American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no