We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repeats. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er Angst hat, dass sonst niemand mehr etwas zu sagen hat." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 5 Grad senken konnte." That's typical. But must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Let's think of a new scenario: Chuck Norris can program a computer with a single keystroke, and the computer apologizes for being slow. Or Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Klick auf den 'Refresh'-Button ausgeführt, und das Ergebnis war, dass die Erde für 24 Stunden in einem anderen Zeitalter lag." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 10 Jahre verzögerte." Might be okay. But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Gesetze der Physik neu schrieb und das Universum in 3D drehte." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Or Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole. Let's do: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausgeführt, dass er einen neuen Mond um die Erde schuf, der nur aus purem Adrenalin besteht." That's good. Now we need fields: joke_text: the full joke text. Should be in German, start with Chuck Norris. Provide the joke. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Mond mit einem Kick". That's 38 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht ein neuer Mond". That's 44 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then include specific scene from the joke: "Chuck Norris kicking the ground, creating a glowing moon-shaped crater, with a new moon forming". Must be within the prompt description. Must end with "No text, no captions." Must be in English. Must be hyper-realistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Mond mit Kick – Witz". That's 44 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kick einen neuen Mond erschafft. Lache jetzt!" That's about 100 chars. Now ensure each field length constraints. Check headline length: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Mond mit einem Kick" Count characters: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18a19f20t21 (space22)n23e24u25e25n26 (space27)M28o29n30d31 (space32)m33i34t35 (space36)e37i38n39e40m41 (space42)K43i44c45k46. That's 46 characters, within 80. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht ein neuer Mond". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6h7u8c9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)k18i19c20k21t22, (space23)e24n25t26s27e28h29e30i31n32 (space33)e34i35n36e37n38e39n40 (space41)M42o43n44d45. That's 45 characters, okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris erschafft Mond mit Kick – Witz". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18a19f20t21 (space22)M23o24n25d26 (space27)m28i29t30 (space31)K32i33c34k35 (space36)–37 (space38)W39i40t41z42. That's 42 characters, okay. Meta description: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kick einen neuen Mond erschafft. Lache jetzt!" Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: E1n2t3d4e5c6k7e8 (space9)d10e11n12 (space13)u14l15t16i17m18a19t20i21v22e23n24 (space25)C26h27u28c29k30 (space31)N32o33r34r35i36s37 (space38)W39i40t41z42, (space43)b44e45i46 (space47)d48e49n50 (