We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Also image_prompt must be English and include specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide a specific scene. Must avoid repeats. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's overused. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, but the cat ended up teaching him how to purr." That might be unique. Or something about his beard being a separate entity. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the satellite asked for directions from him." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone." That's unique. We need to embed "Chuck Norris" at start or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide joke_text: a short paragraph describing the scenario. We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a time-traveling café, but the barista handed him a cup that was already empty because Chuck Norris had already drunk it in the future." That's a bit long but okay. Must be funny, classic. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris bricht die Zeit mit einem Schluck Kaffee". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee bestellt, reist die Uhr zurück". That's within 80. Image prompt: English, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: maybe "Chuck Norris holding an empty coffee cup that glows with temporal energy, standing in front of a futuristic café sign". Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed that scene description in English. Something like "holding an empty coffee cup that glows with temporal energy, standing in front of a futuristic café sign". Then add the rest. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. holding an empty coffee cup that glows with temporal energy, standing in front of a futuristic café sign. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der leere Kaffeebecher – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris und der leere Kaffeebecher – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, der(3)=20, space=21, leere(5)=26, space=27, Kaffeebecher(12)=39, space=40, –(1)=41, space=42, Witz(4)=46. So 46 chars, okay. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Kaffee, der bereits in der Zukunft geleert wurde – humorvoll und zeitlos." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Kaffee, der bereits in der Zukunft geleert wurde – humorvoll und zeitlos." That's about 115 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris bestellt einmal einen Kaffee in einem Café, das angeblich durch die Zeit reist. Der Barista reicht ihm eine Tasse, die bereits leer ist – weil Chuck Norris sie in der Zukunft bereits getrunken hat." That's a bit long but okay. Must be unique. Let's ensure it's not similar to existing jokes. It's about time travel coffee. That seems unique. Now headline: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit für einen Kaffee zurück". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee bestellt, reist die Uhr zurück". That's within 80. Now meta title: "Chuck Norris und der leere Kaffeebecher – Witz". Good. Meta description: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Kaffee, der bereits in der Zukunft geleert wurde – humorvoll und zeitlos." Good. Now image_prompt: Must include the scene: "holding an empty coffee cup that glows with temporal energy, standing in front of a futuristic café sign". Let's craft full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. holding an empty coffee cup that glows with temporal energy, standing in front of a futuristic café sign. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure no