We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Provide fields exactly as specified. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is overused. Need something unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once counted to infinity... twice." That's also common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once taught a computer to feel fear, and it still refuses to run Windows." That's maybe okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar surrendered." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar surrendered, because it knew it couldn't handle his date of birth." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, and the cat now runs the world's most efficient gym." Might be okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a joke about himself, but the joke was so powerful it caused the internet to reboot." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a rock to meditate, and now the rock achieves enlightenment faster than any monk." That's unique. Make sure it's funny and typical. Now fields: joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single sentence or short paragraph. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke, with the given base description. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene description in English? The prompt should be English. So we need to write something like: "Chuck Norris teaching a rock to meditate, the rock sitting cross-legged with glowing aura, surrounded by mountains, etc." But must be within the prompt. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris teaching a rock to meditate, the rock in lotus position with a serene expression, glowing aura, mountains in background". Then embed into the base description. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris teaching a rock to meditate, the rock in lotus position with a serene expression, glowing aura, mountains in background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der meditierende Fels – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris und der meditierende Fels – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=1=>13, und(3)=>16, space=1=>17, der(3)=>20, space=1=>21, meditierende(12)=>33, space=1=>34, Fels(4)=>38, space=1=>39, – (dash) maybe 1=>40, space=1=>41, Witz(4)=>45. So 45 chars, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen steinernen Meditationslehrer – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen steinernen Meditationslehrer – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." That's about 100 chars, okay. Now headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lehrt einen Felsen Meditation – Lachergarantie". Count: "Chuck Norris lehrt einen Felsen Meditation – Lachergarantie" length? Let's count: Chuck(5)+space=1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=1=13, lehrt(5)=18, space=1=19, einen(4)=23, space=1=24, Felsen(6)=30, space=1=31, Meditation(10)=41, space=1=42, –(1?) maybe dash counts as char, but we can just use hyphen. Let's count: space? Actually we have space before dash? We'll write " – ". That's space dash space =3 chars. So 42+3=45, Lachergarantie(13)=58. So 58 chars, okay. meme_caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Felsen mehr Disziplin haben als du im Fitnessstudio". Count: "Wenn Felsen mehr Disziplin haben als du im Fitnessstudio" length? Let's count: Wenn(4)+space=1=5, Felsen(6)=11, space=1=12, mehr(4)=16, space=1=17, Disziplin(9)=26, space=1=27, haben(5)=32, space=1=33, als(3)=36, space=1=37, du(2)=39, space=1=40, im(2)=42, space=1=43, Fitnessstudio(13)=56. So 56 chars, okay. Now ensure joke_text is unique and starts with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einem