We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero". But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Or "Chuck Norris can win a game of rock-paper-scissors against himself and still be the winner". Or "Chuck Norris can hear the silence". Let's think of something original. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in a desert". Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle". But need uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving". That's too specific. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer virus afraid of him". Or "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself". Hmm. We need to produce a joke text that is a short story or statement. Must be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round table square". That's a classic but maybe not repeated often. But we need to avoid similar to existing jokes. There's a known joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero". Another: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Another: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by running around it". Let's think of something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it". Or "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself out of respect". Or "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by staring at it". That could be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by staring at it, causing entire cities to move in perfect sync." That's a bit long but okay. But must be a single joke text. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by staring at it, causing entire cities to move in perfect sync." That's okay. Now we need headline max 80 characters. Provide meme caption max 80 characters. Provide image_prompt in English describing specific scene from the joke. Provide meta title max 60 characters, meta description max 160 characters. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by staring at it, causing entire cities to move in perfect sync." headline: "Verkehrslicht-Genie: Chuck Norris lässt Ampeln lachen" Count characters: "Verkehrslicht-Genie: Chuck Norris lässt Ampeln lachen" length? Let's count: V(1) e2 r3 w4 e5 r6 k7 s8 l9 i10 c11 h12 t13 -14 G15 e16 n17 i18 e19 :20 space21 C22 h23 u24 c25 k26 space27 N28 o29 r30 r31 i32 s33 space34 l35 ä36 s37 t38 space39 A40 m41 p42 e43 l44 e45 n46 space47 l48 a49 c50 h51 e52 n53. That's 53 characters, within 80. meme_caption: "Wenn das Licht auf Chucks Blick trifft, wird die Stadt zum Tanzboden" Count? Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 a6 s7 space8 d5? Actually let's just keep under 80. Maybe: "Stau ade! Chuck Norris macht Ampeln zum Party-Licht" Count: Stau(4) space5 ade!(9) space10 Chuck(15) space16 Norris(22) space23 macht(27) space28 Ampeln(34) space35 zum(38) space39 Party-Licht(50). That's 50 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is staring intensely at a traffic light, which glows green as the city below moves in perfect sync, cars floating like dominoes. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the prompt format. Provide as a single string. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Ampeln grün werden – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Ampeln grün werden – Witz". Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 space18 A19 m20 p21 e22 l23 e24 n25 space26 g27 r28 ü29 n30 space31 w32 e33 r34 d35 e36 n37 space38 –39 space40 W41 i42 t43 z44. That's 44 characters, okay. meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er mit einem Blick Ampeln grün macht und die Stadt im Takt bewegt – garantiert zum Lachen!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er mit einem Blick Ampeln grün macht und die Stadt im Takt bewegt – garantiert zum Lachen!" Let's count: E1 n2 t3 d4 e5 c6 k7 e8 space9 d10 e11 n12 space13 u14 l15 t16 i17 m18 a19 t20 i21 v22 e23 n24 space25 C26 h27 u28 c29 k30 space31 N32 o33 r34 r35 i36 s37 space38 W39 i40 t41 z42 ,43 space44 b45 e46 i47 space48 d49 e5