We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, joke starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description with specifics, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole". Or something about his beard controlling gravity. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight and won, causing it to skip a year. Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by blinking". Let's craft something original. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full sentence or short paragraph describing the joke. Example: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat ended up teaching Chuck Norris how to purr." That's not typical. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only shatters concrete but also rewrites the laws of physics, causing the moon to temporarily turn into cheese." That's a bit weird. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris style: He can kill two birds with one stone, but also can divide by zero, etc. Unique: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, which he then names after his favorite coffee brand." That might be okay. But need to be concise but still a joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can sneeze so hard that the resulting shockwave rewrites the source code of the universe, causing all computers to run on pure adrenaline." That's maybe too abstract. Better: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain, and when he does, the mountain decides to move closer to the sun just to get a better view." Hmm. Maybe something about his beard: "Chuck Norris's beard is so powerful that it can generate its own weather patterns, causing rainstorms whenever it feels ignored." That could be unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris's beard is so powerful that it can generate its own weather patterns, causing rainstorms whenever it feels ignored." That's a joke. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. I think it's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Bart-Sturm". That's 20 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn der Bart mehr Wetter macht als das Internet". That's 44 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. The beard creates swirling storm clouds and lightning around him, with rain pouring down. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene from the joke: "the beard creates swirling storm clouds and lightning around him, with rain pouring down". So include that. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Bart erzeugt Wetter – Witz". That's 38 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Bart, der Wetter kontrolliert – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's about 115 chars. Check lengths: headline <=80, meme_caption <=80, meta_title <=60, meta_description <=160. Now ensure JSON fields exactly as required: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide JSON object. Make sure no extra text, just JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so mächtig, dass er seine eigenen Wetterbedingungen erzeugt – jedes Mal, wenn er ignoriert wird, schüttet er einen Regenschauer über das nächste Dorf." But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so mächtig, dass er jedes Mal, wenn er ignoriert wird, einen Regenschauer über das nächste Dorf auslöst." That's okay. headline: "Bart erzeugt Wetter – Chuck Norris Style" Count characters: "Bart erzeugt Wetter – Chuck Norris Style" length? Let's count: B(1)a2r3t4 space5e6r7z8e9u10n11g12t13 space14W15e16t17t18e19r20 space21–22 space23C24h25u26c27k28 space29N30o31r32r33i34s35 space36S37t38y39l40e41. That's 41 characters, within 80. meme_caption: "Wenn der Bart mehr Wetter macht als das Internet". Count: let's count characters: W1e2n3 space4d5e6r7 space8B9a10r11t12 space13m14e15h16r17e18n19 space20W21e22t23t24e25r26 space27m28a29c30h31t32 space33d34e35 space36d37a38s39 space40I41n42t43e44r45n46e47t48. That's 48 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, include specifics. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest. His beard creates swirling storm clouds and lightning around him, with rain pouring down. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Bart erzeugt Wetter – Witz". Count characters: C1h2u3c4k5