We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid clichés but typical. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Provide headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. Ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's overused. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows". Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole". Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded, using only his beard." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rubik's Würfel im Schlaf mit den Füßen lösen, während er einen Kaffee trinkt." That's okay. But need to be typical Chuck Norris: exaggerated abilities, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Wetter auf der anderen Seite der Erde ändern." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of something fresh: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag besänftigen." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück auf die Erde kauen und dabei die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's too long. We need a concise joke text, maybe a short sentence. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurückspucken und damit einen Vulkans zum Stillstand bringen." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Daumen hochhalten, während er einen Latte art macht." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück auf die Erde spucken und damit die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück auf die Erde spucken und damit die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's a bit long but okay. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Kaugummi-Wunder von Chuck Norris". That's 44 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaut, bricht die Erde aus". That's 49 chars. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed specific scene: maybe "holding a giant pink bubblegum that stretches across the sky". So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding a massive pink bubblegum that stretches across the sky, about to blow a bubble that forms a tornado. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der Weltraum-Kaugummi – Lacher". Count characters: "Chuck Norris und der Weltraum-Kaugummi – Lacher" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, der(3)=20, space=21, Weltraum-Kaugummi(15?) Let's count: Weltraum (8) hyphen (1) Kaugummi (7) =16, plus maybe? Actually "Weltraum-Kaugummi" is 15 characters including hyphen? Let's count precisely: W(1) e2 l3 t4 r5 a6 u7 m8 -9 K10 a11 u12 g13 u14 m15 m16 i17. So 17? Hmm. Let's just make shorter: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Wunder". That's 24 chars. But need max 60, okay. Let's do: "Chuck Norris und das Weltraum-Kaugummi-Wunder". Count: Chuck(5) space1=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 und(3)=16 space=17 das(3)=20 space=21 Weltraum-Kaugummi-Wunder(??) Let's approximate under 60. It's fine. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über ein Kaugummi aus dem Weltall, das die Schwerkraft umkehrt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's approximate under 160. Now produce JSON with fields. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück auf die Erde spucken und damit die Schwerkraft umkehren." headline: "Der ultimative Kaugummi-Wunder von Chuck Norris" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaut, bricht die Erde aus" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding a massive pink bubblegum that stretches across the sky, about to blow a bubble that forms a tornado. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Wunder – Lacher" meta_description: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über ein Kaugummi aus dem Weltall, das die Schwerkraft umkehrt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Check lengths: headline length: "Der ultimative Kaugummi-Wunder von Chuck Norris" -> count: Der(3) space1=4 ultimative