We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not include text/captions in image. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to generate a unique Chuck Norris joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something new. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Or "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Let's craft something unique: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by looking at it." That's typical. But need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of a new scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it." Or "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal work without any router." That is typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by winking." That could be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a round table have corners." That is classic. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris can make a round table have corners, and then he uses those corners to cut the cake at his birthday party." But must be unique. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." That's similar to existing jokes? Maybe not. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by blinking." That's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer virus become a pacifist." Hmm. Let's craft a unique one: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land on his palm without ever touching the ground." That's weird. But we need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt. The image prompt must describe a specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe a scene that can be visualized: maybe Chuck Norris standing on a cloud, making it rain cats and dogs, etc. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud, and then ride it to work." That's whimsical. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by winking at it." That could be visualized: Chuck Norris winking at a calendar, causing the date to jump. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it, and then use the resulting water to brew a cup of coffee that never gets cold." That's too long. Simplify: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it, and then use the water to brew a coffee that never gets cold." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it, and then use the water to brew a coffee that never gets cold." That's a bit long but okay. Now we need to create image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]." So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "breathing on a snowflake hovering above a steaming coffee mug, with the snowflake melting and coffee rising." Let's craft: "breathing on a delicate snowflake that hovers over a steaming coffee mug, the snowflake melting into the mug as steam rises." So the image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Breathing on a delicate snowflake that hovers over a steaming coffee mug, the snowflake melting into the mug as steam rises. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now we need to fill other fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken schmelzen und mixt Kaffee". That's under 80. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken vor Chuck Norris keine Chance haben". That's under 80. image_prompt: as described. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Schneeflocken-Meme – Lustiger Klassiker". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Schneeflocken-Meme – Lustiger Klassiker" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Schneeflocken-Meme(15?) Actually "Schneeflocken-Meme" is 15 inc hyphen? Let's count precisely: S(1) c2 h3 n4 e5 e6 f7 l8 o9 k10 e11 n12 -13 M14 e15 m16 e17. So 17 characters. So total 13+17=30, plus " – " (3) =33, plus "Lustiger Klassiker" (16) =49. So within 60. Good. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er Schneeflocken schmelzen lässt und Kaffee zaubert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Make sure JSON fields are strings, no extra fields. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters. Let's count headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken schmelzen und mixt Kaffee