We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must avoid repeats, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must be funny, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Ensure fields are within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide image_prompt describing a specific scene from the joke, with details. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of rock-paper-scissors with a computer. The computer immediately surrendered." That's also known. Need something fresh. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is always right." That's maybe new. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight. The calendar now fears every date." That's a bit new. Better: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken heart by simply staring at it until it beats in perfect rhythm with his own." Might be okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, invincibility, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can lift a car with one finger, but only if it's a Toyota made of pure willpower." That's maybe too specific. We need to produce a joke_text that is a full sentence, maybe multiple sentences? Probably a single sentence joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously teaching quantum physics to a goldfish." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: hyperbole, impossible feats, humorous. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by breathing out a single puff of hot sauce." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch. The cat now runs the entire internet." That's maybe too similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something fresh: "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics with a single signature on a napkin." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeat known jokes. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a universe‑ending cascade of fireworks just by pressing Enter." That's unique. But must be in German. So we need to translate the joke into German, but keep "Chuck Norris" maybe unchanged. The joke_text must be German. So we can write: "Chuck Norris kann ein simples 'Hello World'‑Programm mit einem einzigen Druck auf Enter in ein Universum‑zerstörendes Feuerwerk verwandeln." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft a more classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so stark werfen, dass er die Schwerkraft zum Stillstand bringt – und dann den Mond als neue Spielkarte benutzen." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so stark werfen, dass er die Schwerkraft zum Stillstand bringt – und dann den Mond als neue Spielkarte benutzen." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so stark werfen, dass er die Schwerkraft zum Stillstand bringt – und dann den Mond als neue Spielkarte benutzen." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a city for a week, and the city thanks him with a round of applause." That's maybe okay. But we need to keep it concise enough for JSON fields. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so stark werfen, dass er die Schwerkraft zum Stillstand bringt – und dann den Mond als neue Spielkarte benutzen." That's a bit long but okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so stark werfen, dass er die Schwerkraft zum Stillstand bringt – und dann den Mond als neue Spielkarte benutzen." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er die Zeit zurückspult, bis zum ersten Chuck‑Norris‑Witz." That's meta but maybe okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er die Zeit zurückspult, bis zum ersten Chuck‑Norris‑Witz." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's typical Chuck Norris style: hyperbolic ability, impossible feat. Let's finalize: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er die Zeit zurückspult, bis zum ersten Chuck‑Norris‑Witz." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields: - joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". So we need to start with "Chuck Norris kann..." So we can write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er die Zeit zurückspult, bis zum ersten Chuck‑Norris‑Witz." That's the joke. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Der ultimative Zeit‑Kaugummi‑Trick". That's 20 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaut, bricht die Zeit zusammen". That's 48 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing a specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris chews a bright pink bubblegum that glows with temporal energy, while a clock face shatters around him". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, chewing a glowing pink bubblegum that bends time, clock faces shattering around him, photorealistic action movie poster