We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Also image_prompt must be English description for image generation: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, or he can program a computer with a stare, etc. Must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the blood of his enemies as ink, and the book automatically becomes a bestseller because the pages are made of pure adrenaline." That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube rearranges itself to form the American flag." That might be okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple game of tic-tac-toe into a worldwide phenomenon by playing against himself and forcing the universe to rewrite the rules of geometry." That's maybe too abstract. Maybe something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so thick that it becomes its own ecosystem, housing miniature versions of all known species, and they all obey his commands." That might be okay. But we need to keep it short and funny. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to a dimension where he is the ruler." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee appear out of thin air just by looking at an empty mug, and the coffee is always perfectly brewed to his exact taste." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can single-handedly win a staring contest against a statue, and the statue ends up bowing in respect." That's maybe too simple. Better: "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics with a single roundhouse kick, causing gravity to reverse only for his enemies." That's typical. But we need to avoid similarity to known jokes. Known jokes: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero", "Chuck Norris can hear sign language", "Chuck Norris can kill a horse with a stare", etc. Our joke must be unique. Let's craft something about his beard and his ability to control time: "Chuck Norris can pause time just by blinking, and then use the extra seconds to finish his daily 1000 push-ups." That's maybe similar to known jokes about pausing time. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple handshake into a binding contract that lasts for eternity, and the other party will never be able to break it, not even with a nuclear weapon." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise and funny. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and the resulting water instantly turns into a perfect espresso shot." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and the resulting water instantly turns into a perfect espresso shot." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. Should be the joke itself, maybe a short sentence. Let's use the above. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Kaffee-Zauber von Chuck Norris". That's within 80 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Schneeflocken ansieht, wird sie zum Espresso". That's within 80. image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris staring at a snowflake that turns into espresso". So we can write: "Chuck Norris staring at a snowflake that instantly transforms into a perfect espresso shot". Then continue. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring at a snowflake that instantly transforms into a perfect espresso shot. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Schneeflocke zu Espresso – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Schneeflocke zu Espresso – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Schneeflocke(10)=23, space=24, zu(2)=26, space=27, Espresso(8)=35, space=36, –(1)=37, space=38, Witz(4)=42. So 42 chars, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über seine Fähigkeit, Schneeflocken in Espresso zu verwandeln – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's approximate under 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide raw JSON. Check constraints: Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Our joke about snowflake turning into espresso is likely unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris". It does. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. It is. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline