We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text etc? The instructions: "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields: joke_text should be the full joke text in German. headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Must avoid repeats, be unique. Provide a classic Chuck Norris style joke. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Provide creative surprising. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Avoid similar formulations. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay but we need unique. Could do something like "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his toes." That's also known. Need something unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm." Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle." That's similar to biblical but maybe okay. Must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." Provide a punchline. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann das Internet ohne Kabel mit einem Blick zum Leben erwecken." That's unique. But need to be funny and classic. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Finger ausmalen, und danach regnet es nur noch in Farben, die er mag." But need to be concise? Not too long. Let's craft a joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus einem leeren Luftballon zaubern, und danach wird jeder, der ihn kaut, unbesiegbar gegen Langeweile." But maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Schritt füllen – und danach wird er zum offiziellen Raumfahrtberater der NASA." But maybe not typical. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's known but maybe okay but we need unique. Could do "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle with a single glance, and then the numbers thank him." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kometen mit einem Handschlag abbrechen, und danach wird er als offizieller Kometen-Zuschauer bei NASA eingeladen." Ok. Let's produce a joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kaffeebecher mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Quell des ewigen Koffeins verwandeln – und jeder, der ihn trinkt, kann die Zeit anhalten." That's unique. But need to be concise enough for JSON. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der unbeatable Chuck Norris Kaffee-Witz". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee trinkt, hält die Zeit still." That's within 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [specific scene from joke]. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris transforms an empty coffee mug into a fountain of eternal caffeine with a single glance". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris transforms an empty coffee mug into a fountain of eternal caffeine with a single glance. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaffee-Witz – Lustiger Klassiker". That's about 45 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über Kaffee, der die Zeit zum Stehen bringt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences, just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Provide fields exactly as requested. Make sure headline <=80 chars. Count characters: "Der unbeatable Chuck Norris Kaffee-Witz" length: let's count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 b7 e8 a9 t10 a11 b12 l13 e14 space15 C16 h17 u18 c19 k20 space21 N22 o23 r24 r25 i26 s27 space28 K29 a30 f31 f32 e33 e34 -35 W36 i37 t38 z39. That's 39 characters, okay. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee trinkt, hält die Zeit still." Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 space17 K18 a19 f20 f21 e22 e23 space24 t25 r26 i27 n28 k29 t30 ,31 space32 h33 h34 l35 t36 space37 d38 i39 e40 space41 Z42 e43 i44 t45 space46 s47 t48 i49 l50 l51 .52 That's 52 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include scene. Ensure no extra text beyond prompt. Provide as a single string. Meta title: "Chuck Norris Kaffee-Witz – Lustiger Klassiker" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 K14 a15 f16 f17 e18 e19 -20 W21 i22 t23 z24 space25 –26 space27 L28 u29 s30 t31 i32 g