We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no markdown code block. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer schmelzen lassen, ohne dass er dabei Wasser benutzt." But need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." But need uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent." That's unique. But must be in German, start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er dann als Parkplatz für seine Autos nutzt." That's a bit long but okay. But need to be concise enough for joke_text maybe a paragraph. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er dann als Parkplatz für seine Autos nutzt." That's okay. headline: max 80 chars, short. Something like "Der legendäre Kaugummi-Kontinent". That's 27 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaugt, entsteht ein neuer Spot!" That's 44 chars. image_prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a huge pink bubblegum, and from the gum a floating continent emerges, with tiny cars parked on it. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to keep within length? Not specified but okay. meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Kontinent – Witz". That's 44 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris kaugt so stark, dass ein neuer Kontinent entsteht – und nutzt ihn als Parkplatz. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe 115 chars. Check lengths: headline: "Der legendäre Kaugummi-Kontinent" length: count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 l5 e6 g7 e8 n9 d10 ä11 r12 e13 space14 K15 a16 u17 g18 u19 m20 m21 i22 -? Actually hyphen counts. Let's just approximate it's under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaugt, entsteht ein neuer Spot!" Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 space17 k18 a19 u20 g21 t22 ,23 space24 e25 s26 t27 a28 l29 t30 space31 e32 i33 n34 e35 n36 space37 n38 e39 u40 e41 v42 e43 r44 space45 S46 p47 o48 t49 !50. So 50 chars, okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Kontinent – Witz" length: count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 K14 a15 u16 g17 u18 m19 i20 space21 K22 o23 n24 t25 i26 n27 e28 n29 t30 space31 –32 space33 W34 i35 t36 z37. That's 37 chars, okay. meta_description: "Chuck Norris kaugt so stark, dass ein neuer Kontinent entsteht – und nutzt ihn als Parkplatz. Lache jetzt!" Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 k14 a15 u16 g17 t18 space19 s20 o21 space22 s23 t24 r25 a26 k27 k28 ,29 space30 d31 a32 s33 space34 e35 i36 n37 space38 n39 e40 e41 n42 e43 r44 space45 K46 o47 n48 t49 i50 n51 e52 n53 t54 space55 e56 r57 s58 t59 a60 n61 d62 e63 t64 space65 –66 space67 u68 n69 t70 z71 t72 space73 i74 h75 n76 space77 a78 s79 space80 P81 a82 r83 k84 p85 l86 a87 t88 z89 .90 space91 L92 a93 c94 h95 e96 space97 j98 e99 z100 t101 !102. So 102 chars, okay. Now image_prompt must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add scene: "Chuck Norris is chewing a huge pink bubblegum, and from the gum a floating continent emerges, with tiny cars parked on it." Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's a single string. Now produce JSON with those