We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description for image generation. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no markdown code block. We need to craft a unique joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise just to watch him shave. Or "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". That's also common. Need something unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and then he names it after his favorite coffee brand." That's maybe too long. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to think it's a toaster, and then the toaster starts writing poetry about roundhouse kicks." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a full-blown war epic that ends with him delivering a roundhouse kick to the compiler." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by staring at it, and then the snowflakes apologize for being late." That's maybe okay. But need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to known jokes. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the universe will thank him for the extra dimension." That's similar to known. Let's avoid. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the blood from his own roundhouse kicks, and every chapter ends with a perfect split." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple game of rock-paper-scissors into a planetary war, and the loser gets a roundhouse kick to the moon." That's okay. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a spaceship, and the astronauts thank him by sending him a roundhouse kick on the moon." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic jam into a dance party, and every car that honks gets a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics." That's maybe too long. We need a concise joke text. Let's aim for about 1-2 sentences. Potential joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle with a single glance, and then the numbers bow down and ask for his autograph." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: He can do impossible things, often with roundhouse kicks, etc. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, and then he schedules a meeting with himself at 13:13." That's unique. But maybe too abstract. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'yes' into a full-blown epic battle, and the opponent ends up bowing and offering him a roundhouse kick as a trophy." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a single hair on his beard grow long enough to write a bestselling novel, and the novel becomes a mandatory school subject." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a single roundhouse kick generate enough electricity to power the entire internet for a year, and the internet sends him a thank‑you note written in binary." That's unique. Ok, let's decide on a final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can generate a roundhouse kick so powerful that it rewrites the source code of the universe, causing every bug to finally get a proper fix." That's unique. But maybe too technical. Let's keep it simple and humorous: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and then he names it 'Chuckland' and declares it a sovereign state." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something not used: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it turns water into coffee, and then the coffee writes a love letter to the kettle." That's unique. But maybe too weird. Let's settle on: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new programming language, and every compiler bows before his syntax." That's unique. Ok final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new programming language, and every compiler bows before his syntax." Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris erfand eine neue Programmiersprache mit einem einzigen Tritt". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn der Compiler vor Angst zittert". That's short. Image prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that generates glowing code symbols floating around". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that creates glowing streams of code symbols floating in the air, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Programmiersprache mit Tritt". That's 49 chars maybe. Meta description max 160 chars: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt eine neue Programmiersprache erschafft – humorvoll, episch und einzigartig." Let's count characters: maybe within 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erfand eine neue Programmiersprache mit einem einzigen Tritt". 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