We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke. Provide fields. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters. meme_caption max 80 characters. image_prompt must be English prompt for image generation, describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually they said: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into that placeholder. So we need to write something like "Chuck Norris is seen calmly drinking a cup of coffee that instantly turns into a volcano eruption" etc. Must be English. Meta title max 60 characters. Meta description max 160 characters. We must not use markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to play chess, and the cat surrendered after the first move." But need to start with Chuck Norris. Better: "Chuck Norris once challenged a snowflake to a duel; the snowflake surrendered and turned into a blizzard." That's unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's typical. But need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once stared at a blank page of a dictionary and the page immediately added the definition of 'fear'." That's unique. But need to be in German as joke_text. The joke_text should be the full joke in German, starting with Chuck Norris. Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Wörterbuchseite einen Blick schenken, und die Seite definiert sofort das Wort 'Angst'." That's German. But need to be funny, classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und das Kaugummi wurde zum Mond." That's whimsical. But need to be typical: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and the computer responded with a roundhouse kick." That's unique. But need to be in German. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Computer bis ins Unendliche zu zählen, und der Computer reagierte mit einem Rundtritt, der die Stromversorgung der Welt neu startet." That's a bit long. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Computer bis ins Unendliche zu zählen, und der Computer antwortete mit einem einzigen Rundtritt, der die Stromversorgung der Welt neu startet." That's okay. But need to be concise. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen leeren Kalender ausgefüllt, indem er jeden Tag mit einem einzigen Blick besiegelte." That's unique. But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kalender ausfüllen, indem er einfach nur einen einzigen Blick darauf wirft – jedes Datum wird sofort zu einem Feiertag." That's okay. But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen leeren Teller in die Luft geworfen, und der Teller wurde zum neuen Mond." That's whimsical. But typical Chuck Norris jokes involve impossible feats, like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero", "Chuck Norris can make a horse drink water", etc. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Teller mit einem einzigen Blick zum Mond machen, und der Mond wird sofort zu einem Snack." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen leeren Teller in die Luft geworfen, und der Teller wurde zum neuen Mond, der dann jeden Abend einen Kaugummi ausspuckt." That's too long. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Teller mit einem einzigen Blick zum Mond machen, und der Mond wird sofort zu einem Snack für die ganze Welt." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can make a horse stop galloping by simply looking at it." That's known. We need something unique: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake surrender by winking at it." That's unique. German: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneeflocken durch ein Zwinkern zum Aufgeben bringen, und sie verwandelt sich sofort in eine Lawine aus Konfetti." That's whimsical. But need to be typical: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake surrender by winking at it." That's okay. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann eine Schneeflocke zum Aufgeben bringen, indem er ihr nur zuzwinkert – und sie verwandelt sich sofort in eine Lawine aus Konfetti." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. Now we need headline max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken zu Konfetti werden". That's 44 characters. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt der Winter". That's 44 characters. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder replaced with the specific scene from the joke. The scene: "Chuck Norris winks at a snowflake, causing it to explode into a confetti avalanche". So we need to embed that scene description. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris winks at a snowflake, causing it to explode into a confetti avalanche. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneef