We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code blocks. Must be valid JSON. Fields: - joke_text: full joke text (German). Should start with "Chuck Norris ..." or mention him. Should be a joke, maybe a one-liner or short story. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something relevant. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be within length constraints. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke. Potential joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a perfectly balanced equation that makes mathematicians weep with joy." That's a known joke but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar surrendered after realizing it only had 365 days left." That's also known but maybe okay. We need something unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, so when he kicks, the world literally spins faster." Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat ended up teaching Chuck Norris the meaning of patience, and then Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the cat into a different dimension." Might be too long. We need a short joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can sneeze so hard that the wind generated opens a portal to a dimension where all the missing socks finally find their partners." That's unique-ish. But must be funny, typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken heart with a single glance, and the broken heart will then go on to become a champion in arm-wrestling." Not great. Let's pick something: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, but the computer gave up and started counting Chuck Norris's beard hairs instead." That's unique. But must be short enough. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously writing a bestselling novel about the history of the universe, and the cube will thank him afterward." Maybe too long. We need a joke text that is a single sentence maybe. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can fold a piece of paper an unlimited number of times, and each fold creates a new parallel universe where he is still the ruler." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee so strong that it powers a small city for a week, and the city’s residents start speaking only in roundhouse kicks." That's creative. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple ‘hello’ into a seismic wave that reshapes continents, and the resulting map will always show his name in bold letters." That's good. Now we need to fill fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann ein einfaches „Hallo“ in eine seismische Welle verwandeln, die Kontinente umgestaltet, und die daraus entstehende Landkarte zeigt immer seinen Namen in fetten Buchstaben." But we need to keep it in German, but the joke text can be in German. It must start with "Chuck Norris". So we can start with "Chuck Norris kann..." That's fine. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Hallo in Kontinenten-Umwälzung". That's within 80 characters. Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Hallo in Kontinenten-Umwälzung". That's 53 characters (including spaces). Good. meme_caption: max 80 characters. Something like: "Wenn ein einfaches Hallo die Erde erschüttert". That's 44 characters. image_prompt: Must be English, include specific scene from the joke. The scene: "Chuck Norris transforms a simple 'hello' into a seismic wave that reshapes continents". So we can embed that. Prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris transforms a simple 'hello' into a seismic wave that reshapes continents. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes the scene. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Hallo zur Kontinenten-Umwälzung werden". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Hallo zur Kontinenten-Umwälzung werden". That's maybe 58 characters? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)H19a20l21l22o23 (space24)z25u26r27 (space28)K29o30n31t32i33n34e35n36t37e38n39-40U41m42w43ä44l45n46g47u48n59g60 (space61)w62i63e64r65d66e67n68. That's 68 characters, too long. Need max 60. Let's craft shorter: "Chuck Norris: Hallo wird zur Kontinenten-Umwäl