We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. We must create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code block. Ensure fields within max lengths. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer schmelzen lassen, ohne dass er auch nur einen Hauch von Wasser braucht." That's maybe not classic enough. Maybe something about roundhouse kick. Classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in ein Portal zur anderen Dimension verwandeln." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Fingerzeig zum Stillstand gebracht, nur um zu sehen, ob er es noch einmal schaffen kann." Might be okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full joke sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in ein Portal zur anderen Dimension verwandelt, sodass alle Eiswürfel plötzlich als kleine Sonnensysteme um ihn kreisten." That's a bit long but okay. Need headline max 80 characters. Provide something like "Der Kühlschrank-Portal-Trick". That's short. Meme caption max 80 characters: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Frost bei sich trägt". Keep within 80. Image prompt: English description of scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from joke. Also mention "No text, no captions." Must be within prompt. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "standing in front of a massive refrigerator that opens into a swirling galaxy of ice cubes turning into tiny planets". So include that. Meta title max 60 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Eiswürfel zu Planeten werden". That's 45 characters. Meta description max 160 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Kühlschrank in ein Portal, in dem Eiswürfel zu kleinen Planeten werden – ein klassischer Action-Held-Witz." Count characters: let's count approx: "Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Kühlschrank in ein Portal, in dem Eiswürfel zu kleinen Planeten werden – ein klassischer Action-Held-Witz." That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are properly quoted, no extra text. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters: "Der Kühlschrank-Portal-Trick" length? Count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 K5 ü6 l7 l8 s9 c10 h11 r12 a13 n14 k15 -? Actually hyphen counts. Let's just assume it's under 80. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Frost von Chuck Norris getragen wird" length? Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 F5 r6 o7 s8 t9 space10 v11 o12 n13 space14 C15 h16 u17 c18 k19 space20 N21 o22 r23 r24 i25 s26 space27 b28 e29 r30 a31 g31? Actually let's just keep under 80. Maybe "Frost wird von Chuck Norris getragen". That's 33 characters. - image_prompt must be English, describing scene. Must include specifics. Must not include text or captions. Must be within prompt. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Eiswürfel zu Planeten werden" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 space18 E19 i20 s21 w22 ü23 r24 f25 e26 l27 space28 z29 u30 space31 P32 l32? Actually let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt Eiswürfel zu Planeten werden". Let's count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space=18, "Eiswürfel"9 =>27, space=28, "zu"2 =>30, space=31, "Planeten"8 =>39, space=40, "werden"6 =>46. So 46 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters: we need to keep under 160. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Kühlschrank in ein Portal, in dem Eiswürfel zu kleinen Planeten werden – ein klassischer Action-Held-Witz." Count roughly: let's count characters: "Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Kühlschrank in ein Portal, in dem Eiswürfel zu kleinen Planeten werden – ein klassischer Action-Held-Witz." Let's approximate length: It's likely under 160. Let's count quickly: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "verwandelt"9 =>22, space=23, "einen"5 =>28, space=29, "Kühlschrank"9 =>38, space=39, "in"2 =>41, space=42, "ein"3 =>45, space=46, "Portal,"7 =>53, space=54, "in"2 =>56, space=57, "dem"3 =>60, space=61, "Eiswürfel"9 =>70, space=71, "zu"2 =>73, space=74, "kleinen"7 =>81, space=82, "Planeten"8 =>90, space=91, "werden"6 =>97, space=98, "–" (en dash) 1 =>99, space=100, "ein"3 =>103, space=104, "klassischer"11 =>115, space=116, "Action-Held-Witz"15 =>131. So about 131 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are