We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must not be markdown code block. Must follow constraints: unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. For example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a known one, but maybe too common. Need unique. Could do something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." That's also known but maybe okay. Need unique. Let's think of a new one: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon." Something like that. We need to produce JSON with fields. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann jede Aufgabe erledigen, indem er einfach einen einzigen Finger auf die Tastatur tippt – und das Ergebnis ist immer ein perfektes Ergebnis, selbst wenn er schläft." But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could start with "Chuck Norris kann..." That's fine. But need to be unique and not a known joke. Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kuchen backen, indem er ihn einfach ansieht – und das Ergebnis ist ein kalorienfreier Genuss, der sogar Veganer beeindruckt." That's okay. But need to be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's do: "Chuck Norris kann einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Blick zum Schweigen bringen, indem er ihn einfach anschaut, bis er sich selbst langweilt." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen zum Umkehren bringen, indem er ihn einfach anschaut, bis er sich in einen normalen Lichtstrahl verwandelt." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer-Virus mit einem einzigen Lächeln heilen – und das Virus wird dann ein Fan von ihm." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Weltraum-Portal verwandeln, sodass alle Snacks ewig frisch bleiben." That's unique. Make sure it's in German, starts with Chuck Norris. Provide headline (max 80 chars). Provide meme_caption (max 80 chars). Provide image_prompt in English describing specific scene from the joke. Provide meta_title (max 60 chars) and meta_description (max 160 chars). Must be SEO friendly. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in ein Weltraum-Portal verwandeln, sodass alle Snacks ewig frisch bleiben." Headline: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Kühlschrank in Weltraum-Portal" Meme caption: "Snacks frisch wie nie zuvor – dank Chuck Norris!" Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is looking intensely at an old refrigerator, which is morphing into a glowing sci‑fi portal with stars and galaxies spilling out. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, cosmic background. No text, no captions." Meta title: "Chuck Norris Kühlschrank-Portal Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig" (max 60 chars). Let's count: "Chuck Norris Kühlschrank-Portal Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig" length? Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kühlschrank-Portal Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig" = 57? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kühlschrank-Portal(16?) Actually "Kühlschrank-Portal" is 15 inc hyphen? Let's approximate total maybe 57, okay within 60. Meta description: "Ein einmaliger Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kühlschrank, der zum Weltraum-Portal wird – garantiert zum Lachen." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein einmaliger Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kühlschrank, der zum Weltraum-Portal wird – garantiert zum Lachen." That's about 106 characters, within 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Provide JSON without markdown code block. Must be plain JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should not be similar to known jokes. Our joke is unique. Make sure headline max 80 chars. Our headline is "Chuck Norris verwandelt Kühlschrank in Weltraum-Portal". Count characters: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Kühlschrank in Weltraum-Portal" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, verwandelt(9)=22, space=23, Kühlschrank(10)=33, space=34, in(2)=36, space=37, Weltraum-Portal(15?) Actually "Weltraum-Portal" is 14 inc hyphen? Let's count: W(1) e2 l3 t4 r5 a6 u7 s8 -9 P10 o11 r12 t13 a14 l15? Actually "Portal" is 6 letters, so "Weltraum-Portal" length 14? Let's approximate total maybe 55, within 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Snacks frisch wie nie zuvor – dank Chuck Norris!" Count: Snacks(6) space=7, frisch(6)=13, space=14, wie(3)=17, space=18, nie(3)=21, space=22, zuvor(5)=27, space=28, –(1)=29, space=30, dank(4)=34, space=35, Chuck(5)=40, space=41, Norris!(7)=48. So within 80. Image prompt must be English, describing specific scene. We'll include the scene: "Chuck Norris is looking intensely at an old refrigerator, which is morphing into a glowing sci‑fi portal with stars and galaxies spilling out." That's fine. Now produce JSON: {