We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields likely need German content, but image_prompt must be English. meta_title and meta_description likely English SEO? Not specified language; but likely English as SEO title/description. Must obey constraints: no repeats, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique. Must be funny, classic. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English describing scene, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: start with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen, selbst wenn er nur einen Kaffeebecher hält." But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er ein Glas Wasser braucht." Might be okay. But must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, avoid that. Maybe about "Chuck Norris can make a round square". That's also common. Let's think of something fresh: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a mirror." That's okay. We need to embed the joke in joke_text field. It should be a full joke, maybe a short story. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" exactly. Example: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass sogar die Eisbären im Nordpol einen Wintermantel tragen mussten." But that might be too generic. Let's think of something more absurd: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Fingerschnipsen das Internet zum Laden eines leeren Bildschirms zwingen." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schachzug gemacht, der den Mond zum Schweigen brachte, sodass die Gezeiten nur noch aus reiner Langeweile entstanden." But must be funny and classic. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bleistift so scharf machen, dass er die Unendlichkeit in einem Punkt unterbringt." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's create a joke about "Chuck Norris can make a horse laugh by simply saying 'neigh'". That's common? Maybe not. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can win a snowball fight against a polar bear using only a snowflake and a smile." That's okay. But we need to embed it as a joke text, maybe a short paragraph. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi so stark gekaut, dass er die Zeit zum Innehalten zwang – und plötzlich vergingen alle Sekunden wie Stunden." But maybe too abstract. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm im Sonnenschein aufklappen, nur um die Sonne zu ärgern." That's funny. But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bleistift so scharf machen, dass er die Unendlichkeit in einem Punkt einfangen kann – und dann benutzen sie ihn, um die Grenzen des Universums zu unterschreiben." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it as a joke text, maybe a short one-liner. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er Wasser braucht – er lässt einfach die Sonne einen Tag lang aussetzen." But that's similar to known jokes about making sun stand still. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er die Uhr zum Anhalten bringt, und dann benutzen die Bienen ihn als Nektar." Hmm. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but we need to avoid that phrase. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann eine Division durch Null durchführen und dabei das Ergebnis als neuen Planeten erfinden." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann eine Division durch Null durchführen und daraus einen neuen Planeten erschaffen – und dieser Planet ist nur aus purem Humor." That's okay. But maybe too long. Let's keep it concise: "Chuck Norris kann eine Division durch Null durchführen und daraus einen neuen Planeten erschaffen – der erste, der nur aus Lachen besteht." That's good. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft lachen". That's 33 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt der Schnee ohne Wasser". That's 58 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris standing on a floating planet made of laughter, holding a glowing zero symbol, with a sunrise behind". Must be English. We need to produce image_prompt string: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with description of scene: maybe "standing on a luminous planet made of laughter, holding a glowing zero symbol, with a sunrise behind". So final image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Standing on a luminous planet made of laughter, holding a glowing zero symbol, with a sunrise behind. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars: Something SEO like "Chuck Norris Division by Zero Planet Joke". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Division by Zero Planet Joke" = 38? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 Division(8)=21 space=22 by(2)=24 space=25 Zero(4)=29 space=