We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a perfect German pretzel." That's unique. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann durch Null teilen und das Ergebnis ist ein perfektes deutsches Brezel‑Wunder, das die Mathematik zum Schmunzeln bringt." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". That's fine. Must be unique. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann aus reinem Code gebaut, und der schmolz erst, als er lachte." Might be okay. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen in ein Schwert schneiden und damit das Wetter kontrollieren." Might be okay. But need to be typical Chuck Norris: absurd superhuman abilities. Let's do: "Chuck Norris kann den Mond mit einem einzigen Blick zum Leuchten bringen, und danach wird er von allen Aliens als offizieller Chef des Weltraum-Partyservice ernannt." But must be unique. Let's craft a joke that hasn't been used: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi so stark gekaut, dass er daraus eine neue Kontinentform schuf, die jetzt auf allen Karten als 'Chuckland' erscheint." That's unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi so stark gekaut, dass er daraus einen neuen Kontinent formte, den er ‚Chuckland‘ nennt, und jeder, der ihn betritt, muss einen Witz über ihn erzählen, sonst verglüht er." But need to be concise? Not too long. It's okay. Now headline: max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris erschafft einen neuen Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen". That's within 80. meme_caption: max 80 characters. Something like: "Wenn Kaugummi mehr Power hat als die Erde". That's okay. image_prompt: Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris chews a massive bubble‑gum that expands into a floating continent shaped like a pretzel, with tiny flags of 'Chuckland'". Must include that. Also include "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is dramatically chewing an enormous bubble‑gum that expands into a floating continent shaped like a pretzel, forming the new landmass 'Chuckland' with tiny flags. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta_title: max 60 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz". That's 45 characters maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz" length: count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 w10 s11 space12 e13 r14 s15 c16 h17 a18 f19 t20 space21 n22 e23 u24 e25 n26 space27 K28 o29 n30 t31 i32 n33 e34 n35 t36 space37 –38 space39 W40 i41 t42 z43. That's 43 characters, okay. Meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Kaugummi, der einen neuen Kontinent formt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Let's count roughly: It's under 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris". Good. Unique: Not repeating existing jokes. Should be okay. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Good. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure proper escaping of quotes? JSON strings need escaped quotes. Our strings contain quotes? They don't contain double quotes inside. They contain apostrophes? Not needed. They contain commas, but that's fine. Ensure no newline characters. Keep as one line per string. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi so stark gekaut, dass er daraus einen neuen Kontinent formte, den er 'Chuckland' nennt, und jeder, der ihn betritt, muss einen Witz über ihn erzählen, sonst verglüht er.", "headline": "Chuck Norris erschafft einen neuen Kontinent beim Kaugummi‑Kauen", "meme_caption": "Wenn Kaugummi mehr Power hat als die Erde", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is dramatically chewing an enormous bubble‑gum that expands into a floating continent shaped like a pretzel, forming the new landmass 'Chuckland' with tiny flags. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz", "meta_description": "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Kaugummi