We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text etc? The instructions: "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields: joke_text (German joke), headline (German? maybe short headline up to 80 chars), meme_caption (German?), image_prompt must be English description for image generation. meta_title and meta_description are SEO, presumably English? Not specified language; likely English as typical SEO titles/descriptions. But could be German. The instruction says "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)" and "SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen)". No language specified; could be German as well. But likely English because SEO often English. However we can produce German SEO as well; but to be safe, produce English SEO title/description because they are for search engines globally. The image_prompt must be English. We must ensure no repetition, unique. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must be unique, not a known joke. Must avoid cliches. Must be creative. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of rock-paper-scissors with a computer, and the computer immediately crashed from sheer awe." That's okay but maybe not classic enough. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel; the calendar surrendered and now only has 364 days." That's a bit unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch; the cat taught him humility." Not classic. Better: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence between heartbeats." Hmm. We need a classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration about his abilities, often about superhuman feats, time, math, etc. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a real number." That's a known meme but maybe okay? Might be too common. Let's think of something fresh: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube thanks him afterward." That's too long. We need a short joke text, but can be a sentence. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's okay. But need uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the next galaxy." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can bench‑press the Earth and use it as a dumbbell for his daily workout." That's classic. But maybe too common? Not sure. Let's produce a unique one: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number every time." That's mathy. Ok final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can roundhouse‑kick a black hole and turn it into a light‑switch that powers the entire universe." That's unique. Now we need headline max 80 chars, German. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft zittern". That's 33 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars, German: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, erlöschen alle Lichter." That's 48 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill the placeholder with specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed something like "Chuck Norris roundhouse‑kicks a black hole that glows like a light‑switch". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris roundhouse‑kicks a swirling black hole that transforms into a glowing light‑switch, illuminating the cosmos. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris roundhouse‑kick black hole | Funny Meme". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris roundhouse‑kick black hole | Funny Meme" length: Count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space1=13, "roundhouse‑kick"13? Actually "roundhouse‑kick" 13 inc hyphen? Let's approximate total maybe 45. Should be under 60. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Black Hole roundhouse‑kick ausführt und das Universum zum Leuchten bringt. Lache jetzt!" Count maybe ~150. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check fields: - joke_text: German sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Must start with "Chuck Norris" exactly? The rule: "Der Witz muss mit "Chuck Norris" beginnen oder ihn erwähnen". So must start with "Chuck Norris". So we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So our joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". So we need to start with that phrase. So we can write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Black Hole mit einem Roundhouse‑Kick in einen Lichtschalter verwandeln, der das gesamte Universum mit Energie versorgt." That starts with "Chuck Norris". Good. Now ensure uniqueness, not repeating known jokes. Now produce JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Black Hole mit einem Roundhouse‑Kick in einen Lichtschalter verwandeln, der das gesamte Universum mit Energie versorgt.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft zittern", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, erlöschen alle Lichter", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 5