We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Provide headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. Provide image_prompt describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must be English. Must not include markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we must avoid typical. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a round square" etc. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a chess computer and won by moving the pieces with his stare. Or Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by breathing. Or Chuck Norris can program a computer to write itself by blinking. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke_text. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a toaster just by winking." That might be okay. But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a calculator to solve world hunger by pressing the 'Enter' key once." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once stared at a blank page and it instantly wrote the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything." That's reminiscent of Hitchhiker's but okay. But must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse run on a treadmill backwards while reciting the alphabet in Morse code." That's too long. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee mug refill itself just by thinking about it, and the coffee is always perfectly brewed at 42°C." That's okay. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields but can be moderate length. Joke_text: Must be a full joke text, maybe a single sentence or short paragraph. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously writing a bestselling novel, and the cube will rearrange itself into a perfect portrait of himself." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but only if the universe asks politely." That's a known variant but maybe too similar. Let's avoid that. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by flexing his biceps." That's unique. But we need to be careful about not repeating typical jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, causing summer to arrive early." That's okay. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a computer boot itself just by whispering 'Hello' into its power button, and the operating system will immediately start serving coffee." That's unique. But must be in German. So we need to translate the joke into German, but still start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer nur durch Flüstern von 'Hallo' in seine Power-Taste zum Eigenleben erwecken, und das Betriebssystem serviert sofort Kaffee." That's German, starts with "Chuck Norris". It's unique. Now we need headline: max 80 characters, short summary. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Kaffee kochen". That's short. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Computer neu startet, gibt's gratis Espresso". Keep under 80. Image prompt: English description. Must include hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris whispers into a glowing power button of a retro computer, coffee steam rising". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris whispers into a glowing power button of an old computer tower, steam of coffee rising from a mug nearby. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Kaffee zapfen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Kaffee zapfen" length: count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 space18 C19 o20 m21 p22 u23 t24 e25 r26 space27 K28 a29 f30 f31 e32 space33 z34 a35 p36 f37 e38 n39. That's 39 characters, okay. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen magischen Computer, der Kaffee macht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen magischen Computer, der Kaffee macht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. Provide raw JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Our headline "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Kaffee zapfen" length 39, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. Let's craft: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Computer neu startet, gibt's gratis Espresso". Count characters: Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Computer neu startet, gibt's gratis Espresso". Count: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 d19 e20 n21 space22 C23 o24 m25 p26 u27 t28 e29 r30