We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Could be something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that gives energy to the whole world." Let's think of a unique scenario. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." That's maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics by blinking." That's also common. Maybe something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can turn his beard into a Wi-Fi hotspot that covers the entire galaxy." That's unique. Make it funny: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where pizza never gets cold." That's also common. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris can make a single punchline cause the internet to reboot." That's maybe okay. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar where February has 30 days just by looking at it." That's similar to known jokes about calendars. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it." Not unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a rock paper scissors game where he always wins by default, even when he's not playing." That's maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a single sneeze that generates a new language that everyone instantly understands." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a single sneeze that creates a new language that everyone instantly understands." That starts with Chuck Norris, is funny, unique. Now need fields: joke_text: The full joke text. Should be in German. Should include the joke. Possibly: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen eine neue Sprache erschaffen, die jeder sofort versteht." That's the joke text. headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Ein Niesen, das eine neue Sprache erschafft". That's under 80. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. Something like "Ein Niesen, das die Welt neu schreibt". That's under 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe the scene from the joke. Should be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris sneezing, a burst of neon letters forming a new language swirling around". Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." So we need to embed the scene: "Chuck Norris sneezing, neon letters swirling". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris sneezing, neon letters swirling around forming a new language. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Niesen-Witz: Neue Sprache erschaffen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Niesen-Witz: Neue Sprache erschaffen" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=1=>13, Niesen-Witz:(10 inc colon?) Actually "Niesen-Witz:" is 11 inc colon? Let's just approximate under 60. It's fine. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über ein Niesen, das eine neue Sprache erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über ein Niesen, das eine neue Sprache erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's maybe ~130. Good. Make sure JSON fields are exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide JSON without markdown code block. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should not be political, no offensive. Should be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris kann..." Good. Now produce JSON. Make sure no extra fields. Provide only JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen eine neue Sprache erschaffen, die jeder sofort versteht." headline: "Ein Niesen, das eine neue Sprache erschafft" meme_caption: "Ein Niesen, das die Welt neu schreibt" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris sneezing, neon letters swirling around forming a new language. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris Niesen-Witz: Neue Sprache erschaffen" meta_description: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über ein Niesen, das eine neue Sprache erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Check lengths: headline length: "Ein Niesen, das eine neue Sprache erschafft" count characters: let's count: E(1) i2 n3 space4 N5 i6 e7 s8 e9 n10 ,11 space12 d13 a14 s15 space16 e17 i18 n19 e20 space21 n22 e23 u24 v25 e26 space27 S28 p29 r30 a31 c32 h33 e34 i35 t36 space3