We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, classic, no repeats. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must avoid similar to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, avoid. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a horse drink water just by staring at it". Need unique twist. Let's think: Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve world hunger by blinking. Or Chuck Norris can make the sun rise just by flexing his eyebrows. Make something unique: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick generate its own gravity, pulling the moon into a new orbit." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full sentence. Example: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft neu definieren und den Mond in eine neue Umlaufbahn ziehen." But need to be funny, classic style. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil die Server Angst haben, seine Aufmerksamkeit zu bekommen." But need uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Zeit in seinem Kaugummi-Bereich um 10 Jahre vorwärts bewegt." Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Uhr der Welt um 5 Minuten zurückspult, nur um den Geschmack zu genießen." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Zeit in seinem Kaugummi um 10 Jahre nach vorne springen lässt, und die Erde dafür einen Tag länger braucht, um zu verdauen." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Zeit in seinem Kaugummi um 10 Jahre nach vorne springen lässt, und die Erde dafür einen Tag länger braucht, um zu verdauen." But need to be unique. Maybe use "Chuck Norris can make a horse drink water just by staring at it" but that's known. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt by breathing on it, causing a heat wave in Antarctica." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht, und dadurch den globalen Meeresspiegel um 0,0001 mm erhöht." But need to be funny. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Uhr der Welt um 5 Minuten zurückspult, nur um den Geschmack zu genießen." But is that unique? Not sure. Maybe use "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick generate its own gravity, pulling the moon into a new orbit." That's unique. Let's phrase: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft neu definieren und den Mond in eine neue Umlaufbahn ziehen." That's a joke. Now need fields: joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a complete sentence. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. For example: "Chuck Norris pulls the moon into a new orbit with a roundhouse kick". So we can write: "Chuck Norris pulls the moon into a new orbit with a roundhouse kick". Then the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris pulls the moon into a new orbit with a roundhouse kick. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be within limits. Now craft values. joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft neu definieren und den Mond in eine neue Umlaufbahn ziehen." Check length: It's okay. headline: maybe "Der Mond wird zum Spielball" (max 80 chars). That's 16 characters. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Mond umklatscht" (max 80). That's 30. image_prompt: as described. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lenkt den Mond mit einem Rundtritt" (max 60). Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lenkt den Mond mit einem Rundtritt" = 44 characters (including spaces). Good. meta_description: "Chuck Norris verändert die Schwerkraft mit einem einzigen Rundtritt und zieht den Mond in eine neue Umlaufbahn." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris verändert die Schwerkraft mit einem einzigen Rundtritt und zieht den Mond in eine neue Umlaufbahn." That's about 95 characters, within 160. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just plain JSON. Make sure JSON keys are exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values as strings. Check that image_prompt includes the required description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke: "Chuck Norris zieht den Mond in eine neue Umlaufbahn mit einem einzigen Rund