We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, unique Chuck Norris joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, unique, no repeats. Provide all fields. Ensure headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. image_prompt must be English prompt for image generation describing scene, include specifics. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Ensure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows". Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a flaming sword just by staring at it". But must start with Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers the entire US grid for a week". That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard". That's unique. But need to be a full joke text. Something like: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard, and the cube instantly turns into a golden trophy that grants world peace." That's okay. Make sure it starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline, meme caption, image prompt describing specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris holding a solved Rubik's Cube that glows gold, beard swirling, background US flag". Provide meta title and description. Check length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann ein Würfelspiel mit dem Würfelwürfel lösen, indem er nur seine Barthaare bewegt – der Würfel verwandelt sich sofort in ein goldenes Symbol der Weltfriedensbotschaft." But need to be German, unique. Let's write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Würfel mit den Barthaaren lösen, und der Würfel verwandelt sich in ein goldenes Emblem, das Weltfrieden verbreitet." Make sure it's a full joke, maybe add punchline: "Jeder, der ihn dabei beobachtet, bekommt sofort ein Gratis‑LottoTicket." Might be okay. But need to keep within typical length. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris löst Würfel mit Barthaaren – Goldene Friedens-Power". Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris löst Würfel mit Barthaaren – Goldene Friedens-Power" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, löst(4)=17, space=18, Würfel(6)=24, space=25, mit(3)=28, space=29, Barthaaren(9)=38, space=39, – (dash) maybe 1=40, space=41, Goldene(7)=48, space=49, Friedens-Power(14?) Actually "Friedens-Power" length 14 inc hyphen? Let's count: F(1) r2 i3 e4 d5 e6 n7 s8 -9 P10 o11 w12 e13 r14 =14. So total 49+14=63. So within 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn der Bart den Würfel löst, wird die Welt friedlich." Count characters: let's count: "Wenn der Bart den Würfel löst, wird die Welt friedlich." That's about 49 characters, okay. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is holding a solved Rubik's Cube that glows golden and emits a soft aura, the cube transforms into a symbolic peace emblem. Background is the American flag with dramatic cinematic lighting. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the format. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris löst Würfel – Goldener Friedens-Power". Count: "Chuck Norris löst Würfel – Goldener Friedens-Power". Let's count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 löst(4)=17 space=18 Würfel(6)=24 space=25 – (dash) maybe 1=26 space=27 Goldener(8)=35 space=36 Friedens-Power(??) "Friedens-Power" length 14 =50. So total 50, within 60. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein einmaliger Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein Bart einen Würfel löst und in ein goldenes Friedenssymbol verwandelt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count roughly: "Ein einmaliger Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein Bart einen Würfel löst und in ein goldenes Friedenssymbol verwandelt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check that joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris". It does. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Würfel mit seinen Barthaaren lösen, und der Würfel verwandelt sich sofort in ein goldenes Symbol des Weltfriedens, das jedem, der es sieht, ein Gratis-LottoTicket beschert.", "headline": "Chuck Norris löst Würfel mit Barthaaren – Goldene Friedens-Power", "meme_caption": "Wenn der Bart den Würfel löst, wird die Welt friedlich.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is holding a solved Rubik's Cube that glows golden and emits a soft aura, the cube transforms into a symbolic peace emblem. Background is the American flag with dramatic cinematic lighting. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris löst Würfel – Goldener Friedens-Power", "meta_description": "Ein einmaliger Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein Bart einen Wür