We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity, or his beard being a separate entity. Or his beard can lift weights. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to shave his beard, but the razor got a paper cut." That's a bit new. We need to ensure no similar existing jokes. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can kill a horse with a single glance". Use something about his beard being so powerful it can power a city. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach his beard to do push-ups, and the beard got so strong it lifted the entire gym." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a push-up contest and won without moving a muscle." That's okay. Let's produce a joke_text: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a push-up contest and won without moving a muscle." That's a joke. Now headline: maybe "Der unbezwingbare Bart" (max 80 chars). That's short. Meme caption: "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als das Fitnessstudio" (max 80 chars). That's okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. So scene: "the beard lifting a barbell in a gym". So prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, his beard lifting a massive barbell in a gym, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Bart vs. Push-Up-Challenge". That's 38 chars maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris' Bart vs. Push-Up-Challenge" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12'(13)s14 (space15)B16a17r18t19 (space20)v21s22.(23) (space24)P25u26s27h28-29U30p31-32C33h34a35l36l37e38n39g40e41. That's 41 characters, okay. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Bart, der beim Push-Up-Wettbewerb gewinnt – perfekt für Memes und Poster." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Should be fine. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide exactly JSON object. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. "Der unbezwingbare Bart" length? Count: D1e2r3 (space4)u5n6b7e8z9w10i11n12g13a14b15e16r17 (space18)B19a20r21t22 = 22 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters. "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als das Fitnessstudio" length? Count: W1e2n3 (space4)d5e6r7 (space8)B9a10r11t12 (space13)m14e15h16r17 (space18)P19o20w20? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als das Fitnessstudio". Let's count characters including spaces: W1 e2 n3 n4 (space5) d6 e7 r8 (space9) B10 a11 r12 t13 (space14) m15 e16 h17 r18 (space19) P20 o21 w22 e23 r24 (space25) h26 a27 t28 (space29) w30 e31 i32 ß33 (space34) d35 a36 s37 (space38) F39 i40 t41 n42 e43 s44 s45 s46 t47 u48 d49 i50 o51 .52 So 52 characters, okay. Now ensure image_prompt is English and includes scene. Provide as one string. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested. Check meta_title length <=60 characters. "Chuck Norris' Bart vs. Push-Up-Challenge" length we counted 41, okay. Meta_description length <=160 characters. Let's count approximate: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Bart, der beim Push-Up-Wettbewerb gewinnt – perfekt für Memes und Poster." Count characters: Let's count quickly: E1 i2 n3 (space4) h5 u6 m7 o8 r9 i10 s11 c12 h13 e14 l15 l16 e17 r18 (space19) C20 h21 u22 c23 k24 (space25) N26 o27 r28 r29 i30 s31 (space32) W33 i34 z35 (space36) ü37 b38 e39 r40 (space41) e42 i43 n44 e45 n46 (space47) B48 a49 r50 t51 ,52 (space53) d54 e55 r56 (space57) b58 a59 l60 l61 (space62) P63 u64 s65 h6