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Chuck Norris stellte einmal ein leeres G... Chuck Norris versucht, einer Sc... We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." That might be okay. Must start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar now fears every date." That's unique. We need to ensure no similar existing jokes. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields. We need to think of a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." Something like that. We need to embed it in joke_text field as full joke text. Headline: short up to 80 chars. Meme caption up to 80 chars. Image prompt: English description for image generation, describing scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. Must not include text or captions in image. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Chuck Norris kann e... Chuck Norris versuchte, seinem Bart ein Roundhouse... We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must not contain disallowed content. Must avoid repetition, clichés. Provide a unique scenario. We need to ensure each field length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON without markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überlasten." That's maybe too generic. Need something unique. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." So joke_text should be German. headline also likely German, meme_caption German. image_prompt must be English. meta_title and meta_description likely English? Not specified but likely English SEO. Must be within character limits: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Ensure uniqueness, no repeats. Provide a classic Chuck Norris style joke: something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But must be unique, not existing. Let's craft a new one: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's classic but maybe existing. Let's think of something unique: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields likely need German content for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. image_prompt must be English. Must follow constraints: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative and surprising. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Ensure fields are within length limits: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. We must create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris" or mentioning him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to generate a unique Chuck Norris joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's overused. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where gravity works backwards." That's a bit long but okay. But must be in German. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be unique. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields lengths: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide image_prompt as English description, includes scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specifics. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to code, and the cat ended up writing a bestseller." But must be classic style: exaggeration about his abilities affecting reality. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide unique scenario. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to produce JSON without markdown code block. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überlagern." That's maybe too generic. Need unique scenario. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 3 Grad senkte, nur indem er ihn anschaltet." That's unique. But must start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris ließ einmal einen Schneemann im Sommer schmelzen, indem er ihm einen heißen Kaffee einschenkte – und der Schneemann dankte ihm mit einem Eiswasserbad." Hmm. Chuck Norris stellte einmal ein leeres G... Chuck Norris versucht, einer Sc... We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." That might be okay. Must start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar now fears every date." That's unique. We need to ensure no similar existing jokes. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields. We need to think of a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." Something like that. We need to embed it in joke_text field as full joke text. Headline: short up to 80 chars. Meme caption up to 80 chars. Image prompt: English description for image generation, describing scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. Must not include text or captions in image. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Chuck Norris kann e... Chuck Norris versuchte, seinem Bart ein Roundhouse... We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must not contain disallowed content. Must avoid repetition, clichés. Provide a unique scenario. We need to ensure each field length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON without markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überlasten." That's maybe too generic. Need something unique. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." So joke_text should be German. headline also likely German, meme_caption German. image_prompt must be English. meta_title and meta_description likely English? Not specified but likely English SEO. Must be within character limits: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Ensure uniqueness, no repeats. Provide a classic Chuck Norris style joke: something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But must be unique, not existing. Let's craft a new one: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's classic but maybe existing. Let's think of something unique: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields likely need German content for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. image_prompt must be English. Must follow constraints: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative and surprising. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Ensure fields are within length limits: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. We must create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris" or mentioning him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to generate a unique Chuck Norris joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's overused. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where gravity works backwards." That's a bit long but okay. But must be in German. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be unique. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields lengths: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide image_prompt as English description, includes scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specifics. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to code, and the cat ended up writing a bestseller." But must be classic style: exaggeration about his abilities affecting reality. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide unique scenario. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to produce JSON without markdown code block. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überlagern." That's maybe too generic. Need unique scenario. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 3 Grad senkte, nur indem er ihn anschaltet." That's unique. But must start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris ließ einmal einen Schneemann im Sommer schmelzen, indem er ihm einen heißen Kaffee einschenkte – und der Schneemann dankte ihm mit einem Eiswasserbad." Hmm.