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We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation). Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title (max 60 chars) and meta description (max 160 chars). Ensure JSON format, no extra text, no markdown. We need to ensure each field is within length limits. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must not be offensive. Must avoid similar to existing jokes. Provide unique scenario. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein im Weltall zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn einfach ansieht." But need unique. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to use a selfie stick to take a picture of the sun, but the sun got embarrassed and hid behind a cloud. Or something. Make it unique: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kühlschrank zu öffnen, ohne das Licht anzumachen. Der Kühlschrank hat sich selbst gefroren aus Scham." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenschirm benutzt, um die Sonne zu verstecken, weil er keine Schatten mag." Not great. We need a classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus wurde ein neuer Mond." That's similar to existing jokes? There's a known joke about chewing gum creating a moon. Might be similar. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." That's maybe too generic. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst Eiswürfel zitterten und sich weigerten, zu schmelzen." That's okay but maybe not classic enough. Classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick die Schwerkraft neu definieren." But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 3 Grad senkte." That's a bit weird. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. We need to create a joke, then headline, meme caption, image prompt (English), meta title, meta description. Make sure JSON format, no markdown code block. We need to ensure fields are within length limits. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, selbst wenn er nur einen Kaffeebecher hält." That's a bit long but okay. Must start with Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Nodding das Wetter auf der anderen Seite der Erde umkehren. Chuck Norris kann mit ein... We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but SEO maybe English? The instruction says "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)" and "SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen)". Probably German as well. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must avoid clichés but typical Chuck Norris jokes are about impossible feats, etc. We need to produce a JSON object only, no markdown code block. So just raw JSON. Fields: - joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a joke, maybe a short story. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Chuck Norris kann einen Computer so ... We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description likely also German. image_prompt must be English description. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Fields: - joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a joke, maybe a one-liner or short story. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" maybe. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so stark komprimieren, dass daraus ein neuer Mond entsteht, den er dann als Tasse benutzen kann." But need to be unique. We also need headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. Make sure JSON format exactly as specified, no extra text, no markdown code fences. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description are SEO, likely English? But they didn't specify language. Probably German is okay. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Must be unique. We need to create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide a headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc, with specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster etc. No text, no captions in image prompt. Must be English prompt. Provide meta_title (max 60 chars) and meta_description (max 160 chars). All fields must be filled. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, creative, not repeating existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce a joke text that begins with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide a headline (short). Provide meme caption. Provide image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene from the joke, with specifics. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually the instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. We need to produce a single JSON object. We need to ensure headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehren ließ." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die Zeit zurückdrehen." That's typical but maybe not unique. We need to be creative and surprising. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation). Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title (max 60 chars) and meta description (max 160 chars). Ensure JSON format, no extra text, no markdown. We need to ensure each field is within length limits. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must not be offensive. Must avoid similar to existing jokes. Provide unique scenario. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein im Weltall zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn einfach ansieht." But need unique. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to use a selfie stick to take a picture of the sun, but the sun got embarrassed and hid behind a cloud. Or something. Make it unique: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kühlschrank zu öffnen, ohne das Licht anzumachen. Der Kühlschrank hat sich selbst gefroren aus Scham." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenschirm benutzt, um die Sonne zu verstecken, weil er keine Schatten mag." Not great. We need a classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus wurde ein neuer Mond." That's similar to existing jokes? There's a known joke about chewing gum creating a moon. Might be similar. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." That's maybe too generic. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst Eiswürfel zitterten und sich weigerten, zu schmelzen." That's okay but maybe not classic enough. Classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick die Schwerkraft neu definieren." But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 3 Grad senkte." That's a bit weird. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. We need to create a joke, then headline, meme caption, image prompt (English), meta title, meta description. Make sure JSON format, no markdown code block. We need to ensure fields are within length limits. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, selbst wenn er nur einen Kaffeebecher hält." That's a bit long but okay. Must start with Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Nodding das Wetter auf der anderen Seite der Erde umkehren. Chuck Norris kann mit ein... We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but SEO maybe English? The instruction says "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)" and "SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen)". Probably German as well. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must avoid clichés but typical Chuck Norris jokes are about impossible feats, etc. We need to produce a JSON object only, no markdown code block. So just raw JSON. Fields: - joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a joke, maybe a short story. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Chuck Norris kann einen Computer so ... We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description likely also German. image_prompt must be English description. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Fields: - joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a joke, maybe a one-liner or short story. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" maybe. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so stark komprimieren, dass daraus ein neuer Mond entsteht, den er dann als Tasse benutzen kann." But need to be unique. We also need headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. Make sure JSON format exactly as specified, no extra text, no markdown code fences. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description are SEO, likely English? But they didn't specify language. Probably German is okay. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Must be unique. We need to create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide a headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc, with specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster etc. No text, no captions in image prompt. Must be English prompt. Provide meta_title (max 60 chars) and meta_description (max 160 chars). All fields must be filled. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, creative, not repeating existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce a joke text that begins with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide a headline (short). Provide meme caption. Provide image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene from the joke, with specifics. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually the instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. We need to produce a single JSON object. We need to ensure headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehren ließ." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die Zeit zurückdrehen." That's typical but maybe not unique. We need to be creative and surprising.